Corporate marketer. @PurpleInsider insurgent. Proud alum St. Paul Pioneer Press, Detroit Free Press. Humbled husband, dad. Opinions all mine.

St. Paul, MN
Joined December 2009
The psychological road the #Vikings make their fans march every season is truly biblical.
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Wretched as this officiating crew has been in Motown, Packers owed zero sympathy after being duped into offsides on 3rd and 5.
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What the fuck is Dan Campbell snorting now?
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NFC North aka Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse.
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49ers about to be frogwalked out of Atlanta. #Vikings alone at 6-0 and atop the NFC. And the official drink of the Twin Cities remains Pepto Bismol.
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Hey, 6-0 is a helluva accomplishment. Finding ways to win. Protecting the football. Building scar tissue. Time to mothball the pacifier and training wheels, though. November schedule demands more adulting. #Vikings
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Old Man Harry to the rescue.
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Did you really think the offense was going to win this game? #Vikings
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Can we all agree this is Brian Flores’ team? Matt Daniels, his chief of staff. Kevin O’Connell their public relations director. #Vikings
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Looks like we have our final score — today through January. #vikings
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Hey, that Kyler Murray can run, eh?
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Any fucking time, now, Kyler, KOC, et al. #vikings
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If you lose after your defense forces a 3rd-and-33, offensive guru credentials need to be yanked with prejudice. #vikings
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Grifters buffet.
Some of the attendees at Sean Hannity and Ainsley Earhardt's wedding: Ron DeSantis, Susie Wiles, Lara Trump, Eric Trump, Dan Scavino, Mike Waltz, Newt Gingrich, Karoline Leavitt, Steve Wynn, Sage Steele, Lee Greenwood, Nancy Grace, Laura Ingraham, Suzanne Scott, Jay Wallace...
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Can we just euthanize all references to “ascending” or “ascendant” or “ascension”when describing the #vikings offense? Putting one foot in front of the other would be a start.
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27 plays for two field goals.
#Vikings offense is relentless manual labor.
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#Vikings offense is relentless manual labor.
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Jennings knows he has two arms, right?
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Suppose it’s not really a ballgame until it’s 33-0 Colts. #vikings
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Fuck around and find out is no way to treat a wounded animal at home coming off a bye. Wake-up call or harbinger? #vikings
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