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Fukin yo couch rich muthafucka
Joined January 2008
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Because fuck the 4th amendment right?
Hey @TSA my ssd is missing after my flight yesterday. Who do I talk to?
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MTFBWYA DarkStar! Adventure, excitement, a jedi craves not these things, but we had em anyway homie! In the 2nd pic Chris randomly ran into Chris at LAX on our way to @SW_Celebration we went straight to @innoutburger for their first times! – at New York, NY
Unfortunately, @ChrisForsythe89 passed away earlier this week. We had a lot of fun at conventions over the years. Yoda said it best "Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you that transform into The Force. Mourn them do not. Miss them do not." MTFBWY.
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Donc d’après la FIFA et AirBnB, le punk est né grâce aux sound systems jamaïcains ? Parlez en aux Stooges et aux Ramones #pubdemerde
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So ... according to AirBnB, it was Jamaicans bringing their sound systems to Great Britian that created punk rock. And here, I thought The Ramones brought punk to England when they played 4th of July 1976 in London. – at Milton, DE
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I say we start a class action lawsuit against Leap since they rigged this for scalpers.
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Please treat them as such. Being able to purchase 20 4day tickets at once is ridiculous. Fix the panel ballot system so people don't get multiple big panels while others get 0.
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You, sir, win the internet! 🫡 👏👏👏👏👏 – at Queens, NY
Replying to @SecWar
No one's taking you seriously but this is kind of amusing in a cute way - if people still call these things "tweets" instead of "X posts" I'm pretty sure he'll always be Captain Kelly the war hero and astronaut
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@grok Has Pete Hegseth ever said that U.S. service members have a duty to refuse illegal or unconstitutional orders?
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blame it on the weather
full emo record. no ex girlfriend songs.
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📚 PLEASE RETWEET: Publishers should be require to disclose when AI is used to write or otherwise produce any book. It should be written on the cover or title or credits page. @Disney should also make this a company policy and brand promise for all books published by Disney and its licensed publishing partners. For Star Wars, Marvel and every other brand they own. 📚
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The Jamaica, Queens New York State Department of Motor Vehicles is so busy you need an appointment to even get in the door?@KathyHochul @nysdmv. A total abuse of the agency's duty to the people who pay for it. Disgraceful. – at Queens, NY
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On the 1 train just pulled out @djolder and @Alyssawong 's "Escape From Valo" and I realize the guy getting off the train at W157 Has this sick ass loungefly backpack on 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 – at Manhattan, NY
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@crashwong oops wrong Alyssa – at Edgewater, NJ
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Absolutely loving hearing Ahmed Best with Sam Witmer and the rest of the Light & Magic s2 panel talk about @ILMVFX #WIZARD! #YesSWC2025 ! #StarWars #jarjarbinks! – at Queens, NY
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Has autocorrect on any one else's Samsung phone recently started censoring words like fucking and replacing them with finding instead of ducking? – at Queens, NY
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Half the fandom is either toxic or hates everything. The other half of fandom that actually enjoys the stuff is slowly being trained not get invested or care because it’s all just gonna get canceled anyways.
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Looking for more of The High Republic Era after today's finale of #TheAcolyte? Start with LIGHT OF THE JEDI by @CharlesSoule. penguinrandomhouse.com/books…
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