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Pretoria, South Africa
Joined December 2015
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You mean to tell me the are girls/ladies that finish 4 slices of bread ? 😭
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Twitter vs reality continues to be two worlds apart. What do you mean you're shocked that there are 55 year old men with 4 kids that earn R8k a month? Which South Africa do you guys live in?
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Max Dowman becomes the youngest player ever to lose a FA appeal against a Red Card
🚨🚨| OFFICIAL: Max Dowman will serve a THREE-GAME suspension following his red card against Fleetwood. ❌ Liverpool ❌ Hull City ❌ Newcastle United
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Hits will make you think Drake sits on the same table as Michael Jackson, but reality is Drake can't even sit on the same table with Kanye West.
Drake & Michael Jackson are the only two male solo artists with 13+ Billboard Hot 100 #1 hits‼️🏆 ▪️Drake — 14 ▪️Michael Jackson — 13
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I hate it when I put water in the fridge and it comes out smelling like whatever in there 😔
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There are days like today where it kicks in that am divorced and need a beer or 5 to sleep. 💔👍
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Remember when Leo Messi posted that long receipt on Instagram saying "GOAT debate settled." I need Cristiano Ronaldo to make one and add "BOAT debate settled."
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BREAKING NEWS: Everyone reading this is about to receive a job offer that changes everything, higher pay. Better hours. A healthier, happier workplace.
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Cole Palmer in today's training.
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mina vele angnandaba ukuthi kwenzekalan as long as ngingena mntwana nje.
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UNkulunkulu emuhle njalo. 😭♥️
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭I GOT THE JOB😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤾🏾
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The Official Bundesliga Facebook Page 📸
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If Joe Sibanyoni has any situational awareness he'd realize that his problems started when he was addressing Cyril Ramaphosa ka ho phapha in Kwaggafontein. Cyril is extremely petty and serpentine in nature. You'll only have a glimpse of him when he strikes.
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The only two trophies this club has won under Clearlake, Maresca didn’t include him the squad.
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Bathong ke kopang spane. I hold a bachelor's degree in transport and logistics. I need someone who'll believe in me and give me a chance. Kea le kopa tlhe! I know this won't even reach the right people! I'm so tired😫 😪
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NPA | A restraint order over R99 Million in assets linked to alleged extortion syndicate has been secured. “As the lovesit of chronometer symbolically indicating the twinkle twinkle of konte konte.”
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Small price to pay for bottomless meat.
I want to switch from prep pills to the injection, but I heard that they inject you on your stomach and it’s painful for a week 😭
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I always blame the parents.
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Me when someone tries to downplay Cristiano Ronaldo's BOAT.
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“Narrowly” ESPN are too shameless😭😭😭
Cristiano Ronaldo thanks the fans after winning the Ballon d'Or of All Time following a monthlong public online vote 👏 🏆 Ronaldo, 41, narrowly finished ahead of Lionel Messi to win the prize presented by France Football.
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
It wasn't narrow Ronaldo’s 2008 Ballon d’Or season was leading with 75% of the votes shortly before the BOAT poll closed on 27 October 2026. Cristiano Ronaldo (2008): 75% Lionel Messi (2012): 9% Cristiano Ronaldo (2017): 6% tntsports.co.uk/football/ballo…
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If she ain’t offering to take out a loan for my troubles, I don’t want it 😔
One day niggas will realize that standards are only for the niggas she don’t like
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