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Football and all round bant|| Lover boy|| Die hard Chelsea fan CFC|| Random guy

Nigeria
Joined August 2016
Happen in Bonny today. His daughter was seen roaming the streets and a good Bonnian (not Samaritan 馃ぃ) accosted her and asked her why she was roaming around and she started explaining that she was tired of getting laid by her own father and was looking for a succour. She was taken back home and the rest is history. Our men, you guys can do better na, haba!!! Your own biological daughter?????
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A man who is willing to carry his mother in law on his back, must be courageous to hold her yansh.
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I am trying to understand why you only need an SSCE certificate to become eligible to contest as the president in Nigeria But needs NYSC certificate with 5 year's experience to get a 50k job
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Instead of me to join Nigerian Army e better make I join Baggars make Ayes kill me
Dear Brigadier General Dikko, our mothers did not raise their sons for Borno Dear Brigadier General Dikko, 1. You lamented that Abia State could not produce even 100 recruits for the Nigerian Army. 2. You wondered how you would explain this failure to your superiors. 3. But General, perhaps you are asking the wrong question. 4. What exactly is the Nigerian Army desperately seeking in Igbo youths that the NNPC, FIRS, EFCC, Customs and Immigration are not equally desperate to find? 5. Why must southeastern inclusion become urgent only when rifles are involved? 6. Nigeria fought a devastating war to prevent the Igbo people from leaving. 7. Perhaps Nigeria should concentrate on protecting the people it fought to retain, rather than lamenting their reluctance to become its protectors. 8. Times are changing, General. 9. A generation is emerging that understands that patriotism is not measured by willingness to die. 10. A farmer feeds civilisation. 11. A doctor preserves life. 12. An engineer builds nations. 13. An entrepreneur creates prosperity. 14. These are also forms of national service. 15. Some warn that without military recruitment today, the Southeast may have no generals in thirty years. 16. But General, perhaps in thirty years, these young people will own hospitals, industries, farms and technological empires. 17. Tinubu never became a general to command the protection of generals. 18. The military exists to protect citizens, not merely those who enlist. 19. And before you recruit another mother's son to fight insurgents in the never ending Borno war, remember that his life is not a statistic. 20. His mother cannot embrace a military medal. 21. His children cannot eat a posthumous citation. 22. If fewer than 100 youths volunteered, perhaps you should investigate why public confidence has diminished, rather than lament their absence. 23. Help these young people find other meaningful opportunities. 24. General, the Igbo youth is not a recruitment quota. His life is not expendable. 25. A generation that chooses to build rather than fight has not necessarily lost its courage. 26. Perhaps it has finally discovered the value of its future. 27. If you still need soldiers, ask Soludo, Rochas, OUK, TA Orji to send their sons.
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Dear Brigadier General Dikko, our mothers did not raise their sons for Borno Dear Brigadier General Dikko, 1. You lamented that Abia State could not produce even 100 recruits for the Nigerian Army. 2. You wondered how you would explain this failure to your superiors. 3. But General, perhaps you are asking the wrong question. 4. What exactly is the Nigerian Army desperately seeking in Igbo youths that the NNPC, FIRS, EFCC, Customs and Immigration are not equally desperate to find? 5. Why must southeastern inclusion become urgent only when rifles are involved? 6. Nigeria fought a devastating war to prevent the Igbo people from leaving. 7. Perhaps Nigeria should concentrate on protecting the people it fought to retain, rather than lamenting their reluctance to become its protectors. 8. Times are changing, General. 9. A generation is emerging that understands that patriotism is not measured by willingness to die. 10. A farmer feeds civilisation. 11. A doctor preserves life. 12. An engineer builds nations. 13. An entrepreneur creates prosperity. 14. These are also forms of national service. 15. Some warn that without military recruitment today, the Southeast may have no generals in thirty years. 16. But General, perhaps in thirty years, these young people will own hospitals, industries, farms and technological empires. 17. Tinubu never became a general to command the protection of generals. 18. The military exists to protect citizens, not merely those who enlist. 19. And before you recruit another mother's son to fight insurgents in the never ending Borno war, remember that his life is not a statistic. 20. His mother cannot embrace a military medal. 21. His children cannot eat a posthumous citation. 22. If fewer than 100 youths volunteered, perhaps you should investigate why public confidence has diminished, rather than lament their absence. 23. Help these young people find other meaningful opportunities. 24. General, the Igbo youth is not a recruitment quota. His life is not expendable. 25. A generation that chooses to build rather than fight has not necessarily lost its courage. 26. Perhaps it has finally discovered the value of its future. 27. If you still need soldiers, ask Soludo, Rochas, OUK, TA Orji to send their sons.
Brigadier General Dikko A.M., Commander of the Ohafia Division, expressed disappointment that Abia State produced only about 100 recruits during the last Nigerian Army recruitment exercise. Before you say his son should join, know that his son is serving in Anambra State. But what is alarming is the pressure being put on Igbo youths to join the Nigerian Army. Why the desperation to recruit more Igbo youths?
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Small fine way you fine You wan use pride kpai yourself No wonder God no give you yansh
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Bleaching cream wan finish this girl @Brattyenori13
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Odumeje my stomach eeh 馃ぃ馃ぃ
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Ofu onye ofu achicha Ogadimma
One man, one loaf, as the Nigerian army supervises bread sharing in southwest Yoruba land.
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Death is the only promise life keeps 馃樂馃挴
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Imbecile with beautiful make up
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what is the benefit of breast to the Nigerian ecosystem
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Once international break is over, Man United fans will explain why they're still 12th after holding a prayer session in their stadium
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And most times the right people leave so the wrong people can teach you a bitter lesson
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Be careful who you trust, my best friend just gave birth to twins and she refused to give me one 馃槼馃槒
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The 60s and 70s brought the League Cup (1965), the FA Cup (1970, beating Leeds in a replay) and the Cup Winners' Cup (1971, beating Real Madrid). Then money trouble and relegation in 1975.
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2021: Tuchel wins the Champions League in Porto, then the Super Cup and Club World Cup. 2022: new owners, BlueCo. 2025: Conference League and Club World Cup (3-0 vs PSG). 馃實
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Xabi Alonso took charge on 1 July 2026 on a four-year deal, after a turbulent season that ended with a 1-0 FA Cup final defeat to Man City. New era, same Blues. 馃數 #CFC
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馃數 The history of Chelsea FC 馃У Founded 10 March 1905 in a pub opposite Stamford Bridge. Fulham turned the ground down, so Gus Mears built his own club. 120+ years later, we're a global giant. #CFC A Thread 馃憞
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馃弳 Early years: joined the Football League in 1905, promoted in 1907, reached the 1915 FA Cup final. The first league title came in 1955 under Ted Drake.
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