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Murray Gardiner

@murtyjoel

Signing in occasionally to see what Bob Dylan is tweeting. Otherwise - fuck this place.

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Joined October 2009
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Ew. What even is this place anymore? Anyways. Buy my album, I guess. murraygardiner.bandcamp.com/…
Lost Signals, by Murray Gardiner

Lost Signals, by Murray Gardiner

14 track album

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matt bernstein (@mattxiv) profile picturematt bernstein@mattxivSep 14
i could forgive ed sheeran for making bad music, but i cannot forgive him for being a fucking coward
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Now you tell me.
Flea (@flea333) profile pictureFlea
@flea333Sep 2
My thinking of perfect pop music is in an approximately 3 minute song, a few verses and and chorus’ that a child can happily sing. A bridge that is a mood shift to the verse and chorus. Inventive beautiful chord changes. Capturing a real culture. A real ending.
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A good way to test if someone has a soul is to stand them behind the president of the United States and see if they can stand and smile like everything is fine and normal.
Aaron Rupar (@atrupar) profile pictureAaron Rupar
@atruparJul 6
Trump on Balogun: "I saw the play, and I'm a person that loves sports ... that wasn't a foul. That wasn't even an infraction ... this referee, who is a little bit suspect if you check his past. He made a call that nobody could believe ... he's our best player, or one of our best players. And he gave him a red card. I didn't know what that meant ... yes, I asked for a review by FIFA."
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Will Mavity
@mavericksmoviesMar 15
Great sequel to this iconic #Oscar moment 25 years later
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Joe Russo
@joerussotweetsJan 7
After ICE executed an American citizen today, we are here:
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@buffys30 Nov 2025
name a celebrity that deserves an apology from the general public
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Remember when Chicanery was the best episode of #BetterCallSaul? Yeah, those days are over. #BadChoiceRoad
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On reflection, Chicanery still rules above.
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There’s hope, nerds!
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Alas, there is no more hope, nerds.
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Robert B. Weide@BobWeide21 Jan 2025
I wonder what all the sad people with empty lives will do when all the brown people are kicked out of the country, and they realize that their lives are still sad and empty.
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These train companies operate like loan sharks, creating a system which cannot be properly navigated and pouncing as soon as you make the inevitable mistake. The fine is the goal, not to operate a reliable public service.
Sam W (@SamMarkWill) profile pictureSam W@SamMarkWill8 Oct 2024
Replying to @SamMarkWill
I've emailed the revenue protection team with all the info I can, so I hope this will work out OK. However, I'm understandably worried that an innocent mistake over a confusing and opaque rule - that only saved me £1.90! - will lead to a punishment of £100s and a criminal record.
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Whenever Douriff appeared on screen when I was a kid, my brain would go: “oh no, that guy”
Matt Akers (@mattakersmusic) profile pictureMatt Akers@mattakersmusic2 Oct 2024
One of the greatest actors in American history and chose to play weirdos in low budget movies. Gives every line reading his all. Truly an inspiring artist.
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As in - i was fucking terrified!
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Waiting for Bob’s next tweet is like watching Megalopolis. You literally have no idea what’s coming next.
Bob Dylan (@bobdylan) profile pictureBob Dylan
@bobdylan30 Sep 2024
I just found out the other day that Bob Newhart was gone. Rest in peace Bob. You brought us a lot of joy.
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I am frankly bemused by critics who in recent years have had to sit through 2 Rebel Moons and 2 Justice Leagues claim Megalopolis is the worst movie they’ve ever seen.
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It’s not that I hated The Substance. It’s just that it was a farce masquerading as a Horror movie for 2 hours.
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The entirety of popular culture in the year 2024: “Look at how much money we spend on making everything amazing and perfect!” Bob Dylan: “I like to tap a little wrench on stage.”
HarryHew (@harryhew) profile pictureHarryHew@harryhew18 Sep 2024
Oh my God it was a WRENCH! Bob Dylan was tapping on the mic with a *tiny wrench*. Bob the Builder, forever innovating. What a man. What a mind. (Clip from "Outlaw-b7w" on YouTube)
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Scientific American
@sciam16 Sep 2024
For only the second time in our 179-year history, the editors of Scientific American are endorsing a candidate for president. That person is @KamalaHarris. | Editorial bit.ly/4daH36q
Vote for Kamala Harris to Support Science, Health and the Environment

Vote for Kamala Harris to Support Science, Health and the Environment

Kamala Harris has plans to improve health, boost the economy and mitigate climate change. Donald Trump has threats and a dangerous record

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Scrolled for a while and nobody asked which one.
ᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ (@LePapillonBlu2) profile pictureᗰᗩƳᖇᗩ
@LePapillonBlu212 Sep 2024
Donald Trump’s advisor. Be afraid.
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Josh Halliday (@JoshHalliday) profile picture
Josh Halliday@JoshHalliday2 Sep 2024
🚨NEW: Ticketmaster may have breached consumer laws by failing to warn Oasis fans that the price of tickets might soar while they were queueing, experts say. It has also emerged that the company plans to apply “dynamic pricing” more widely. theguardian.com/music/articl…
Failure to warn Oasis fans of dynamic pricing may be consumer law breach, say experts

Failure to warn Oasis fans of dynamic pricing may be consumer law breach, say experts

Would-be concertgoers said they had only minutes to decide whether to pay £355 for tickets on Ticketmaster

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