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Joined September 2021
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The secret to panic attacks is have fun and be yourself
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The feeling after winning your country the first ever Gold medal at the Youth Olympics. Salute 🫡 Rising Lionesses you are the Real OG’s 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
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The best part of social media during an election is how supportive and respectful everyone is of one another.
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Falls gerade ein Hacker online ist: Unser Gefrierfach müsste mal abgetaut werden.
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Tay Roc’s 2nd Round vs Illmac was IMPECCABLE 🤟🏾🔥 URL’S NOME 16 IS OUT NOW ON THE URLTV APP! BECOME A MEMBER NOW AT URLTV.TV FOR JUST $8.99 #youcantcopyrespect
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What a moment for Team Kenya! A 17–12 victory over Australia seals women's Rugby Sevens gold at #Dakar2026! 🏉 #Olympics #YouthOlympics #Rugby7s
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gift horse: my eyes are UP HERE
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new hire just pronounced “YoY Growth” like “yoy”
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Nairobi 🇰🇪
NAIROBI. THIS IS YOUR MOMENT. Join BLACK COFFEE on Friday, 4th Dec in Nairobi and witness a global icon. An African powerhouse. A Grammy Award winner and one of the most influential artists in electronic music history! 🎟️: muzeclub.com @MUZEOpenAir #TwendeOpenAir
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There’s black coffee at home.
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Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like David Ndii.
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The hardest part about signing a deal with the devil is remembering your exact signature.
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"I haven't seen you since we graduated" Broo, sauce ama chilli? 😑
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🚨Roma’s training session has been cancelled as players started arguing and fighting over who is supposed to score their 5th goal against ManU.
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Barcelona this season
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The race between GTA VI and WW3 is getting neck and neck
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the goal of watching movies is so you can make as many References as possible
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Inshallah
is there a word between yes and no
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How songs ended in the 80’s
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She only wants me for my Kosovo citizenship
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