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@muzzer_daftbat

Pixies loving, ladybird hoarding, border terrier owning, smiley potato faced miserablist. Views definitely my own (apart from the idiot ones, I borrow them).

 Cumbria
Joined February 2009
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Needed something to light the log burner with this morning…
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Up at 7am with the dog so might as well watch the match again! @officialcufc
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I won’t forget it either. That early finish at work was well worth it!
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A night we'll never ever forget 😱🔵
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Jon Colman@joncolmanOct 28
The send-off for Carlisle after tonight's incredible win #cufc
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Reece Shearsmith’s joker on #lastonelaughing was just incredible.
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If #celebritytraitors proves anything, it’s that we still live in a world where a posh accent is deferred to as being ‘right and important’, when it’s anything but.
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kevws@kevwgsOct 22
"I once watched world famous actor Michael Sheen blame a Little Mix dance choreography routine for the murder of Grant Mitchell" #CelebrityTraitors
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Just catching up with #paoty and not going to bother with rest of the series. I’d hoped with the new judges that we might see actual portraits winning again but I see it’s just the same old. I know art is subjective…
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15 years I’ve been back and forward to the Freeman, weirdly the early years were hugely worrisome, the last 5 or so have been completely different. I’m a watch and wait, I couldn’t have asked for more…
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Anyone else make extra effort to look as well as possible when they go to see their consultant? No? Just me then.
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Helen Day@LBFlyawayhomeOct 3
On this day 3rd Oct 1952 the Government announced that tea rationing was soon to end Artist: Harry Wingfield (Shopping with Mother)
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Come on Craig Simons. You can do this. #celebritytraitors
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Miranda and her hitler tash! #celebritytraitors
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Not sure this is a series of #taskmaster I will repeatedly go back to. It may just be relegated to a watch once like series 8.
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My enjoyment of #traitors mighg be ruined already ☹️
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Not a huge fan of Nicholson. Foot and head like a sheriffs badge…
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It’s a whole 13 years today that @Hester_Inkypaws joined the household. And immediately became the big boss! #btposse
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Went to visit #hawkshead today, grab some lunch, have a look round the shops and visit the church. £5.50 to park for 2 hours! We would have been happy to spend money in the village but just felt parking charges were way too steep.
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So went and spent our money in #Coniston instead.
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It’s lovely to have the marvellous #lizatarbuck back in my life on the telly rather than the radio.
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