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Mahtma ganzi

@mxrinyo

i'm charming but the problem is i learnt that somehow

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Joined May 2024
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Nunua fries and dont add any sauce. Fika kwako, fry some onions, tomatoes and sausages, add any seasoning of your own choice and then add the fries. Ohh and grab some minute maid too. yes thank me later. Repeat this daily and your sperm quality will be in pits.
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Gitz 
@Gitz__Nov 7
Makosa kubwa mnaweza fanya nikupea akina Bahati, Lulu Hassan na Samidoh kura.
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Book Ten
@Bookten8Nov 8
Niombe keja tena?
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Bakhita Esther (@bakhita_esther) profile pictureBakhita Esther
@bakhita_estherNov 8
When did men on this app become so comfortable sexualizing and making sexual comments to strangers? People you have never met before. Mniruhusu ni funze @Bookten8 adabu
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Karen Nyamu
@karennyamunboNov 9
Photographers na fundi wa nguo same same mjue😅 ndio napata picha za wedding ya our girl Charlene Ruto to the love of her life, Isaya Yunge It was so colorful, so magical and so dreamy! Made me wish one myself😍 Mungu, kama ulitaka nikuwe tu eyewitness wa mapenzi za wenyewe, mbona ulinipe hii roho ya kupenda? 😭 Hon. Beatrice Elachi CBS Hon. Lydia Haika
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Hebsiba@MissGathecaNov 8
Kalasinga amesema if your boyfriend uses the road when they’re on a road trip they’ll stop the car and call you ugly 🤣 mambo ya passenger princess ni ngumu
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On a Monday... The bunker got a new addition. My smol G has come Tu launch 🥹
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Mi_§§i_§§i_ppi_@Ba_kulutuNov 8
Siku hizi madem wengi napatana nao CBD wakona tu ndevu. Issue inaeza kuwa nini?
🧌 (@khusa) profile picture🧌@khusaNov 8
Kuna shawry tuliexchange contacts magiz giz, leo tumelink up mchana ndio naona kako na tu ndevu bana
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Skeka
@onlyskekaNov 8
George is very cheeky. Ako drive na Nikita Kering nacheka sana vitu anafanya.
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Tee@cheps_TNov 9
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seska¿? ¿? † (@aitechxpert) profile picture
seska¿? ¿? †
@aitechxpertNov 9
Mackenzie sahii ndio ako day 3/200 pale kamiti😂💀
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Mahtma ganzi@mxrinyoNov 9
Packed lunch nilimaliza saa nne saahi natetemeka tu!!
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Packed lunch nilimaliza saa nne saahi natetemeka tu!!
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Nkirote Murungi.
@BellahPoetryNov 9
I NEVER KNEW this huge circular cake at Charlene Ruto's wedding carried such a HEAVY meaning 😳 I thought it was just for show. Just a big cake for photos. Until I learnt this... That cake was NOT a normal cake. It was a giant ring, with a hollow centre — and Charlene and her husband Isaya stood INSIDE it. And every part had meaning: 1. The Ring A circle has no end. No beginning, no end. Meaning their love is supposed to never break. Forever. 2. Standing Inside It They didn't stand outside to cut it like everyone else. They stood in the MIDDLE. Meaning: _We are the centre of this marriage._ 3. The Fruits They Poured Grapes, berries... they poured them themselves. That's an abundance ritual. Meaning: a fruitful union, good fortune, and a family that will grow and thrive. 4. The Powdered Sugar They sprinkled sugar around it. Meaning: a marriage full of sweetness, harmony and joy. So it was not just cake. It was prayer. It was blessing. It was prophecy. Ring = Forever love Fruits = Abundance Sugar = Sweetness Now I can't unsee it. That cake was preaching! Did you know this too, or are you just learning like me? 👀
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drey@DreymwangiNov 8
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Robert Wilkinson (@robertwlk) profile pictureRobert Wilkinson
@robertwlkNov 7
My wife was sad, so I showed her my boobs. Apparently, it doesn't work both ways.
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👸🏽Honey🌹@Love4Amber_Nov 9
To nut in someone during the first fuck is diabolical 🤣🤣🤣
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Wezi wanakurudishia simu because haikai poa alafu wanaenda na Sukari na Unga. 💔👀🤔
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Gitz 
@Gitz__Nov 9
#RutoMustGo!
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Mahtma ganzi@mxrinyoNov 9
Replying to @Gitz__
@Gitz__
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@premierleagueNov 8
👆 @ManUtd
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Premier League
@premierleagueNov 8
👆 @ManUtd
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Kenyans.co.ke
@KenyansNov 9
We are going to change Kenya. It will be better than America - President Ruto
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TurboDiesel
@alexmwanzoNov 8
When this story is told I drowned a whole KC lemon ginger myself in 6 hours . Now we wait to see how it feels in the morning For whatever it's worth This is the BEST 800sh I've spent this week .
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