Being autistic is so dumb cuz you seem like a snob to a lot of people but really you’re just trying to minimize the crushing everyday discomfort of existing

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@MidewontmissOct 29

What’s a polite way to tell someone, “I’m not discussing this with you because your entire understanding of the subject is built on so many interconnected misconceptions that correcting them would require uninstalling your current worldview and starting the tutorial from birth”?

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🦨 · Oct 30, 2026 · 2:25 AM UTC

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🦨@bootlegshakiraOct 30

how do i explain to people that i just know things because i’m autistic and have a heightened sense of pattern recognition

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✘ · Oct 30, 2026 · 1:39 PM UTC

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@namebriteOct 30

a n!gga’s next chapter got japanese subtitles and foreign currency… konnichiwa mfs.

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CLARK · Oct 29, 2026 · 9:18 PM UTC

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@clarkcashesOct 29

you could have no weed or no balcony

rie@riieverseOct 29

is smoking alone in your balcony as low as it can get or does it get worse

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Costa do rei · Oct 29, 2026 · 6:04 PM UTC

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Costa do rei@Alexis_Glez__Oct 29

la locomotora ocupa carbón para trabajar

rafa@rafiadoiOct 29

como vas a oler a mota a las 6:30 de la mañana hijo de la verga

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OMAH LAY · Oct 29, 2026 · 3:17 PM UTC

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rika · Oct 28, 2026 · 11:48 AM UTC

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rika@its__eriOct 28

i feel like halloween gives house party not club

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taylor swift stays out too late · Oct 28, 2026 · 11:43 PM UTC

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taylor swift stays out too late@GuyBeinDudeOct 28

i thought this too until sexxyred said My Booty Hole Brown. there's always room for innovation, most of us just don't have the creativity to think of what hasn't been thought of yet. it takes a visionary

bella horne@neutralcowboyOct 28

I do think WAP ended pussy rap in the sense that there’s nowhere to escalate to now. That’s about as explicit as it gets. Anaconda is like Sesame Street compared to that

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austin · Oct 28, 2026 · 2:03 PM UTC

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@austinskhosana_Oct 28

it's so crazy how for years we as an industry went on about empathy maps, persona designs, user journeys, wireframes, only for everyone to become obsessed with the idea of one-shotting interfaces with artificial intelligence.

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