My BM

Sometimes a poo feels so good it makes me think I should reconsider butt sex.

When you poop twice in one day does it mean that you didn't do the job right the first time?

Sometimes there is nothing like a good bm.

Kinda rabbit like today. Need to cut back on my cheese intake on the weekends.

Second verse, same as the first!

Cheese enchiladas take much longer to come out than they did to to go in.

Uh oh, Some deep rumblings. Is it gaseous, liquid, or solid?

Bm followed by after bm. This must me what childbirth is like only less painful.

Ass gaskets should mandatory in all public and semi-public restrooms.

Got the fiber balance right yesterday. This morning was smooth sailing.

Un oh. Sat too long and now my legs are asleep. This is going to hurt.

Ah... Always love a good pre-meal purge.

Hypothesis: the more you enjoy it on the way in the less you enjoy it on the way out.

Sweet relief. Finally done for the day.

Ugh. Had to rush that one so I wouldn't be late for a meeting. Wasn't completely finished. Another round coming soon.

Loose and fast. Just the way I like my lovers.

Round 2. A bit more user friendly.

A bit hard this morning. Too much cheese yesterday. Will have to increase the fiber today to make up.