@myselfishly

── .✦ and you're better off dead. 𑣲 i'm 18 & my pf is 16+ for suggestive art & reposts ♡

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Joined January 2025
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chibi cmm post (formatted for tiktok) 🧵
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lmao yes this video fmu
Shira@Shira_Hedgie21h
does anyone have that video about a group of friends watching a video game livestream announcement and at first they're like "oh it's cute" then one guy recognises it and says "oh wait, it's shit, it's shit, it's bad, it's shit" and then the logo appears and everyone freaks out?
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angie@hotsoggi12h
it's so stupid but this image genuinely makes me laugh out loud every time i see it
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how it feels having BPD
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the 100% canon reasoning for the problematic rack gap #oc
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hey me and my past self noticed you from across the bar and we fucking hate your vibe we genuinely have to kill you #oc
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bre@expiredwaffalsOct 27
*burp* Ohhh.. im so fully mmyy belly bloated..
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hey me and my past self noticed you from across the bar and we fucking hate your vibe we genuinely have to kill you #oc
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men who only know how to be annoying and smoke weed are ssssoooo fucking tiring
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MONKE@vulgomonkeOct 27
she did it 🥹
Fortnite
@FortniteOct 27
Tempting, isn’t it?
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b.@oc3ansluut21h
lets go to a pumpkin patch so i can throw one at ur stupid ass head
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But then they say everything is okay but months later you discover they have indeed been despising you all this time while pretending to be a friend and not a single effort to comunicate any issue whatsoever
🎃SCARYSpiderDawg🎃@dumbSpiderDawgOct 26
how it feels to interact with your friends after an extremely minor fuck-up and expect them to despise you after it
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jesse:)@essej_rehceebOct 27
funniest thing she possibly could have said immediately after it exploded
ABC 7 Chicago
@ABC7ChicagoOct 26
A brand-new employee made a smashing start to her career at a Texas salon, as the glass sliding door she was closing exploded into hundreds of tiny pieces, leaving her client and other employees stunned.
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idk where you're getting this from i've been single for months
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Replying to @myselfishly
they're not really that bad it's just like wow can we get a little more creative # ok it's boring to get the same "ohhh youll be alone forever" messages or ones calling me a cunt
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getting my situation rubbed in my face once a week we love to see it
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♱ V@BATPETUA21h
Angry ass primo pony to get out of artblock #ghostband
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1 more hate message in my strawpage and i'll hang myself #challenge
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they're not really that bad it's just like wow can we get a little more creative # ok it's boring to get the same "ohhh youll be alone forever" messages or ones calling me a cunt
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windows‼️@https_wind0ws20h
INCOMING #tpof YCHS HOW WE FEELING
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