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Allan

@mysocalledbrain

My own (not necessarily correct) opinions, on life, the universe & anything else. I like to write scripts and can on occasion be mildly amusing.

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Joined May 2010
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My new website is live, featuring some of the short films that I have written over the past few years. myso-calledbrain.com/
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This Friday, the #NoRegrets tour is in #Farnham! Regrets... Frank Sinatra had too few to mention, but Lucy's got 100s, & she’s going into graphic detail about all of them in her new show! 📅 31st January 📍@farnhammaltings 🎟️farnhammaltings.com/events/l…
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The team over at @ThePCCLondon has shared that the beloved independent cinema is at risk of closing. Here’s how you can help: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitio… #SaveThePCC
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Brand New Episode! IS CHAT GPT OUR FRIEND? open.spotify.com/episode/3kA… #chatgpt #ai #economics #podcasts
Is ChatGPT our friend?

Is ChatGPT our friend?

Elfonomics - with Elf Lyons and Dr Gerard Lyons · Episode

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Happy Friday! We have a brand new episode for you, 'Why is Nanny Squeak obsessed with Premium Bonds?' Listen, Share and please give us a lovely 5 star review wherever you listen to your podcasts. Love Elf and Big G open.spotify.com/episode/4fi…
Why is Nanny Squeak obsessed with Premium Bonds?

Why is Nanny Squeak obsessed with Premium Bonds?

Elfonomics - with Elf Lyons and Dr Gerard Lyons · Episode

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The #NoRegrets tour visits #Farnham at the end of the month! Regrets... Frank Sinatra had too few to mention, but Lucy's got 100s, & she’s going into graphic detail about all of them in her new show! 📅 31st January 📍@farnhammaltings 🎟️ farnhammaltings.com/events/l…
On an orange background, Lucy Porter wears a gold and black dress and holds a chihuahua in a hand bag. She is holding her hand up and looking up as though mid singing. Text reads Bound and Gagged Comedy in association with Curtis Brown presents Lucy Porter No Regrets. 'Impeccably punch-lined anecdotes, genuinely delightful'. The Telegraph. 'A treat from start to finish.' The Herald. UK Tour Sep 2024-Apr 2025.

ALT On an orange background, Lucy Porter wears a gold and black dress and holds a chihuahua in a hand bag. She is holding her hand up and looking up as though mid singing. Text reads Bound and Gagged Comedy in association with Curtis Brown presents Lucy Porter No Regrets. 'Impeccably punch-lined anecdotes, genuinely delightful'. The Telegraph. 'A treat from start to finish.' The Herald. UK Tour Sep 2024-Apr 2025.

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Good morning and happy belated-new year to you all! 🎙️ New Series of #Elfonomics is Here! Join Elf Lyons & @DrGerardLyons as they pull apart big money concepts to work out how the world really works. open.spotify.com/show/1WSxgl… podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcas…
Elfonomics - with Elf Lyons and Dr Gerard Lyons

Elfonomics - with Elf Lyons and Dr Gerard Lyons

Podcast · Elfonomics · Big money questions with comedian Elf Lyons and her father, the economist Dr Gerard Lyons.

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Start the year the right way with a Thursday night spent at the best darn venue. #SupportLiveComedy
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We had a fantastic time during the afternoon session on Saturday. As always it was awesome. Thanks to the epic team. #SupportYourLocalVenue
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If you're in #Aldershot, spend your Saturday night with #NoRegrets.. & our Lucy P! Regrets... Frank Sinatra had too few to mention, but Lucy's got hundreds, & she’s going into graphic detail about all of them in her new show! 📅 19 Oct 📍@teamwesty 🎟️westendcentre.co.uk/event/lu…
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Dyson strikes again! 🎤 Did a little bit of stand-up last night @farnhammaltings Had a blast. Now want to do more! 🎉 Basically it was a nice excuse to wear my sparkly jumpsuit and tit about in public. PURE JOY!
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Looking forward to finally watching #WildingMovie @farnhammaltings I love experiencing a documentary on the big screen. The poster alone is gorgeous.
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So many excellent shows, in particular I would give Grief, Grins & Guitar Strings a go if you're in the vicinity.
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Guten morgen! We're delighted to announce that not only is it Tuesday, but also that the Camden Fringe continues today with 29 shows at 14 different venues. camdenfringe.com
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Go see this absolute gent.
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#typistartistpirateking Now on Netflix @NetflixUK ! Let those algorithms bend & keep spreading the news! Get our road movie on the map! #audreyamiss #monicadolan #kellymacdonald #ginamckee
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Another jammed packed line up of funny folk and poetic peeps for next weeks #OpenMicNight @farnhammaltings with yours truly on MC duty. Join us Wednesday 10th July from 8pm before we take a break for the summer. Its a pay what you choose event: farnhammaltings.com/events/o…
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Yup!
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The prices of advertising for the fringe are wild. Come see my show please. Single mum with a one woman show, if you retweet my link then that’s free advertising to me. Better still come see my show tickets.thespaceuk.com/event… #edfringe
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#Aldershot, don't miss the #NoRegrets tour when it touches down at @teamwesty! Regrets... Frank Sinatra had too few to mention, but our Lucy P’s got hundreds, & she’s going into graphic detail about all of them. Don't miss out! 📅 19th Oct 🎟️shorturl.at/iBKX6
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Thank you @ljordanmusic for bringing #Florence to @farnhammaltings It is a beautiful show with absolutely lush music and an incredibly important message. Good luck with the rest of the tour. #SupportLiveTheatre
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Everybody is going on about Baby Reindeer, meanwhile the short film The Connection that I wrote way back in the before times did the whole comedy stalker drama in a mere 14ish minutes. Have a watch here: youtu.be/phRXXh9hcBM?si=eTib…
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