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Me to my therapist: “2026 World Cup Messi vs. Ronaldo is kind of like the new Kendrick vs. drake”

Calling a coke straw a bag pipe

Popping the communion wafer in my upper lip like a holy zyn Lord forgive thy zyns

You know, you really can just absolutely recall what it feels like on your finger inside a Chinese finger trap, I mean it must have been 25 years ago and I’m like “oh ya, that scratchy little ruse”

Currently ideating a reverse @OnlyFans of sorts where you have to pay me to STOP posting naked pictures

Todd why do they have you looking like every antagonist from an early 2000’s Disney movie about extreme sports @btoddrichards

Switzerland: Helicopters used to evacuate nearly 300 tourists after cable car breaks down #REPUBLIC @republic republicworld.com/world-news…

I love international women’s day in action sports because every brand is like “no- look! We have like two women on the team!”

kings and queens of corbets is the best contest…if your criteria for what makes the best contest includes everyone falling and then also skiers

Literally no one: Forum: NEON YELLOW

$309 lift tickets in Arizona- you’ll never guess what’s in the hot chocolate. More at 11.

Not me judging the kind of people that would go to a Einstein bro’s…while in line ordering at Einstein bro’s

I have this weird feeling that Ben Ferguson is making a movie

Donna’s Cappin I’m finna buy burton

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Billy Joel: “I’m gonna make a song called piano man” Record exec: “we love it- will it feature mostly pian…” *billy Joel wails into harmonica while exec tries to finish sentence