My favorite working schedule is 6 months on & 6 months off. Stack a bunch of Tech contracts for 6 months & enjoy my life for the other half 🫶🏽🙂

Never take advice or criticism from someone or people you wouldn’t switch lives with. Everrr

I need to lose 15 pounds by tomorrow. I wanna be skinny again 😔

Casual Friday conversations after forwarding a business situation to my lawyer: Him: “Yeah… I think you should sue. We should sue.” Me: “Wait. Pause. Excuse me?? 😭 I actually like to avoid that part.”

Having multiple lawyers you talk to weekly really changes your anxiety level 😂 Business is brutal and people do not play fair. Things that would’ve had me stressed years ago now get forwarded to legal.

Mmm idk. Those Tabby shoes with the cow feet look is growing on me 😏

Working from home make Monday’s so much better. I get to spend my afternoon binging shows on Hulu lol.

Martha’s Vineyard in August is a MUST 😍😍

After visiting the cayman islands on vacay. I understood why the rich hide their money there.. it’s beautiful 🤩

Sometimes your biggest hater is the person who attempted to do what you did and wasn’t successful at it. lol. Like please be upset at yourself.

Being emotionally stunted after a certain age is a choice ..

I really love when women reach peak femininity & have random girly hobbies and quirks, like collecting fragrances or hosting dinners/luncheons 🥰💗

Anyways. That’s all the tweeting for the century lol. I have to walk my dog and run payroll 🥹

I think the worst place to meet someone at is where they were at 5 years ago. Ain’t no way, you’re still in the same position I left you at. No growth ? Aspirations ? Careers. Still talking about the same thing. How pathetic.

I really remember when I’d be super excited when I won a 7 figure gov contract. Now anytime I win, I’m like oh fk, another year of more shit 😂😭

As someone that’s been working for themselves for 5 years, I want to get a job just to interact with other human beings… I fear working remote for that long really does something to your psyche.