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Ithaca, New York
Joined April 2011
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I hardly ever post AI,but this is just too damn funny not too! 😂😂
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Sad to hear Bill Oddie has died. He was many things: comedian, presenter, ornithologist. I loved him in 'The Goodies' on BBC TV in the 1970s. Also watched him on ITV’s Saturday Banana. As a musical tribute I play The Goodies theme tune, which Bill Oddie co-wrote.
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CONGRATULATIONS TO DONALD ON HIS SURRENDER! MANY SAY IT'S THE BEST SURRENDER THEY'VE EVER SEEN. NAZI GERMANY CAN ONLY DREAM OF SUCH SURRENDER. PEOPLE BEG ME TO TELL THEM DONALD'S SECRET. I TELL THEM ALL, I'M SORRY, SURRENDERING CAN'T BE TAUGHT, YOU HAVE TO BE BORN WITH IT.
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RETWEET if you stand with Jimmy Kimmel against Donald Trump!
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Sure, we just started a new Middle East forever war in Iran, but at least the memes are fire.
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With all the awful things going on in the world, this may seem trivial, but... I am absolutely tickled pink that Sir Mickey Pallin is receiving rave reviews for his first comedy performance for about 30 years. He's always been the funniest of the Pythons ( except for Eric Idle, of course ) and I want to congratulate him with all that is left of my heart
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Legendary Singer Neil Young has removed all his albums from Amazon Music due to founder Jeff Bezos and his support for Donald Trump. RETWEET to thank @NeilYoung for standing up for our democracy!
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I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM (THE MOST SUCCESSFUL GOVERNOR IN AMERICAN HISTORY), HEREBY DEMAND THAT CANADA GIFT ME “A BIG BEAUTIFUL PLANE” I GET TO KEEP AFTER I LEAVE OFFICE (IF I LEAVE). IF THEIR NEW PRIME MINISTER (VERY NICE GUY, BUT NOT AS HANDSOME AS TRUDEAU) DOES NOT SEND ME A PLANE, CALIFORNIA WILL IMPOSE “THE BIGGEST TARIFFS” HE HAS EVER SEEN, AS IS MY GOD-GIVEN RIGHT. MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING, “GOVERNOR GAVIN C. NEWSOM DESERVES THE BEST PLANE, EVEN BETTER THAN AIR FORCE ONE.” I AGREE. SEND THE BIG PLANE, PRIME MINISTER CARNEY! I DESERVE IT. THANK YOU! — GCN
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NAGNFC The Machman retweeted
The New Yorker claims if the Big Beautiful Bill passes, 57m US households will see their taxes stay flat or increase, while the top 5% will get a tax BONUS totalling $1.5 trillion. The single largest transfer of wealth from the poor/middle classes to the rich in US history!
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NAGNFC The Machman retweeted
Dear MAGA, Your eggs aren't cheaper, but hey, you got no transsexuals in sports. Your gas isn't cheaper, but hey, you got the "Gulf of America." Your cats and dogs are safe, but hey, your Medicaid and Medicare will be defunded. Your energy costs aren't cheaper, but hey, your Social Security is in jeopardy. You're still paying taxes on everything, but hey, you're paying for tax cuts for the rich. Your grocery prices aren't cheaper, but hey, those illegals are being deported. Your getting rid of waste, fraud, and abuse in government, but hey, your giving Elon Musk more money to blow up more rockets. Your life isn't getting any better by ANY of Trump's actions, but hey, you owned the libs by voting for a lying, 34 count convicted felon conman. Congratulations — you voted against your own best interests and fucked the entire country in the process.
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NAGNFC The Machman retweeted
I used to say Trump’s greatest legacy is the destruction of truth. I stand corrected. Trump’s greatest legacy is convincing the American people not to care. I mean, think about it. Trump is the only presidential candidate in American history to lose an election and refuse to accept the result. And the American people don’t care. Trump committed crimes trying to stay in power. And the American people don’t care. Trump is singularly responsible for the only attempt in American history to overthrow an American election. And the American people don’t care. And tonight, Trump just pardoned those who were convicted of the most violent crimes on January 6th. And the American people won’t care.
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NAGNFC The Machman retweeted
Adolf Hitler, a CONVICTED FELON, rose to power as Chancellor of Germany in 1933. He cleverly positioned himself as the voice of the “common man,” railing against the elites and the establishment. To solidify his base, Hitler masterfully scapegoated minorities for the nation’s problems, exploiting societal divisions with an “us vs. them” narrative. It’s almost as if dividing people and stoking anger can serve a political agenda—who would’ve guessed? Once in power, he wasted no time dismantling democratic institutions. Loyalty wasn’t just encouraged; it was demanded. Opponents? Silenced. Media that dared to question him? Vilified as “the enemy,” naturally. But hey, history is just history, right? It’s not like anyone would fall for something like that again.
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NAGNFC The Machman retweeted
Former US President Jimmy Carter has died, aged 100. In 1976, while a presidential candidate, he spoke to The Old Grey Whistle Test's 'Whispering' Bob Harris in Macon, Georgia, about rock music and its cultural influence.
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NAGNFC The Machman retweeted
When asked whether he would lower the price of groceries while in office, Trump’s answer was: “I don't think so. Look, they got them up. I'd like to bring them down. It's hard to bring things down once they're up. You know, it's very hard.” Congrats to the “price of eggs” idiots.
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NAGNFC The Machman retweeted
If you ever look into Twitter /X you'll see that this morning the X Man is demanding that ACLU be defunded. All of his following cattle are clucking their tongues in agreement. ACLU has no government funding. Gives you an idea of Elon's extraordinary ignorance. As for his cows,moooo. threads.net/@unrealbluegrass…
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Dear MAGAs why did you suddenly stop talking about kids going to school as a girl and coming home as a boy? What happened to immigrants eating cats and dogs?? What happened to the caravans of immigrants? What happened to the criminal biden family?? Strange that it all went away!
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NAGNFC The Machman retweeted
Who made this. 🤣
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Oh my god this is too funny. You have to watch it all the way to the end, I promise you won’t regret it.
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