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The responses from the owner of The Geographer restaurant in Fort William to TripAdvisor reviews he doesn't like are... quite something. A 🧵 1/n
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Does the North actually want economic development, or is it easier to cry about London and demand handouts?
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The utter revisionism on Reddit, as they try and pretend that Russell Brand wasn't fawned over by the Left.
I can only imagine it's a million times worse on BS
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John Lewis Christmas ads are and have always been total shite. It just took you until this year to notice.
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This is such a tone-deaf piece by The Guardian. Does it not see that no charges were brought against Allison Pearson? Is this the kind of policing we want? Is this the kind of country we want? theguardian.com/media/2026/o…
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Sam Fender is an idiot. People pay these prices because they want to go. Reduced prices will mean that many of these fans will miss out in favour of johnny-come-lately fans theguardian.com/music/2026/o…
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Let me translate for you this bit of Guardianese: as of right now, more people are spared by warmer winters than are dying in hotter summers
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Do I have to tap the sign again? If demand to see the Bayeux Tapestry in the UK far exceeds supply, that indicates prices are too low, so stop complaining about how expensive they are theguardian.com/world/2026/o…
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This is such a common formulation and it sucks: "People who use the word 'woke' are stupid, but here's a new term to refer to what they would call 'woke'. I'm not stupid"
The @AaronBastani edition.
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The thing about free speech is I suspect most of the public are quite comfortable with limiting the speech of people they don't like thecritic.co.uk/buffer-zones…
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Just as important from this story about rogue AI: the police care so little about solving crime, they simply ignore tips from the public submitted on the public tips hotline bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cqkg…
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Dagmar Zuniga at St Matthias Church this evening. She looked like she was going to play some more but thought better of it, turned abruptly and walked off without saying a word. The heroine we need right now.
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If only there were someone in government intelligent enough to solve this fiendish puzzle bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c9e8… bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cx2w…
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An "asset of community value"? It's a sodding car park. We should build 80 storey towers just to spite these appalling people greenwichwire.co.uk/2026/09/…
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I think we'd all quite like to know what *you* are going to do to end male violence against women. Avoid vague platitudes.
Today marks 5 years since the murder of Sabina Nessa. Our thoughts are with Sabina’s family and friends during this difficult time.
This is a dark day in our borough's history and serves as a reminder of the work we must all do to end male violence against women.
ALT A portrait of Sabina Nessa, wearing a black graduation gown.
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