naoise 🌺

I need a dunce cap that says “doesnt get along well with others”

I need to eat a Wendy’s baked potato 3 times a week or something bad happens to me

Every day i wake up & taste pennies because of accutane

Being a millennial listening to FourFiveSeconds knowing you’re going to get through it has to be the best feeling ever

Heavy is the head that wears the jester’s cap

I can’t believe I was born in the 1900s

My birthday is in 1 week... growing older is a blessing but I also don't want to creep any closer to death

Sometimes I’m writing something & I have to stop myself from saying “it insists upon itself” because thats a Family Guy quote & I can’t quote Family Guy in a serious essay

We all have that 1 ex who is like a long lost estranged cousin to us now

Despite how popular they were The Chainsmokers were, they not making music for that moment in time. It is best listened to 10 years later feeling the numbing sting of nostalgia for the potential the pre-COVID world had

My cat cant ever relax when I put Amy Winehouse on

Going to stare at this for a long time the next time I start obsessing over my own assumptions about people’s perception of me

Apple music x Waymo when?

OCD is so stupid like what do you mean I get paralyzing anxiety imaging being sent back in time & being executed because of my tattoos & piercings

They should’ve released Monster with out Jay-z’s stupid corny verse

Culver City is like if a nightmare became real life

My biggest irrational pet peeve is when professional businesses don't change the favicon on their website from the logo of the CMS used to make it... I know you make your website in Squarespace now & I want to fix this. It gnaws at me