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Indianapolis
Joined June 2010
Drivers still have a decent chance of catching @KyleLarsonRacin. All they need to do is gain somewhere between 15-20 points on him at Martinsville and then hope he forgets the finale is back at Homestead.
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Kyle Larson had an average running position of about 12th on that final lap
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Go ahead and mash with whole fist
Denny Hamlin: "I have not hit the panic button at all. I can see it. But I'm not quite there yet."
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When you're wondering why Kyle Larson is suddenly doing a bunch of commercials on the deliciousness and health benefits of watermelon this week, you shouldn't
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Talladega please be kinder to Joey
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PRAISE
Joey Logano and Riley Herbst were each evaluated and released from the care center.
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My God be well, Riley
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I think the no. 1 is filming footage for "Days Of Thunder 2" #NASCAR
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"Hey great news, Kyle Larson didn't win that stage." "OK. Is there bad news?" "Well..."
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The Philadelphia Eagles medical staff has informed all cars involved that they should be fine and head back out on on track
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Larson and Byron just gained a couple of tenths on the @RFKracing drivers
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I have to give credit to @keselowski for devising such an amazing strategy in his third to last race with the team. Usually after I've put in a notice I just leave at 3 p.m. and steal stationery out of the supply closet
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2026 Chase Driver Sh*t List 1. Themselves 2. Their pit crew 3. Their teammates 4. Everyone else
"F***ing 19, I'm so sick of this sh**. He's the fucking worst." Denny Hamlin
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This bonkers Chase has been drivers taking turns using the special foot-shooting bazooka and then another driver like "Can I use that next week"
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Christopher Bell pitting
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Siri show me an average ARCA race
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You guys I literally had absolutely no idea that hoodies had such immense aerodynamic drag
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I want this to be the running order at the end of the stage more than I want to win the Powerball tbh
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