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Nathan Lang

@nathanllang

I am not a serious actor. Represented by Corrie McGuire Management.

 United Kingdom
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Joined February 2011
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I asked Jesus: "Looking back in the sand, how come sometimes you missed every first step in cycles of 4, 6 & 8?" And Jesus replied: "That's when Einstein was on the beach." #highbrow
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twitch.tv/Limmy@DaftLimmyOct 29
For where I was sitting, I can see your bellee.
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They'll be back at 9am
Andy Public UK (@AndyPublicGB) profile pictureAndy Public UK@AndyPublicGBOct 28
Veterans and Patriots outside wetherspoons tonight after veteran refused entry for wearing a Poppy 💪🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇬🇧 Gosport 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 Happening right now 💪👍 #Veterans #poppy @GBNEWS
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The French laughing at this because they all have six months' supply of crémant and tinned cassoulet de canard from the local Carrefour.
BBC Newsnight (@BBCNewsnight) profile pictureBBC Newsnight
@BBCNewsnightOct 23
“Be ready by having some everyday essentials… three litres of water per person per day, tinned goods... to last a few days” Speaking to @vicderbyshire, Defence Secretary Wes Streeting details advice to households to be prepared for a “dangerous and turbulent world”. #Newsnight

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Liz Truss is so dumb she uses 'myriad' as a noun.
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dudermane@612jackOct 25
this may come as a shock to you, but (electrocutes you)
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Reflects really poorly on me that it's a typo.
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ms rat 🐀 (@ratbitebaby) profile picturems rat 🐀@ratbitebaby10 Jun 2023
misogyny checkpoint: what’s the first tweet that shows up when you search “women” on your page ?
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Just heard some music by Sam Fender. Look forward to the boy singing his second note.
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Reboot of Bad Grandpa looks promising
Cinema Solace (@SolaceCinema) profile pictureCinema Solace
@SolaceCinemaOct 20
First look at The Rock in unrecognisable role as a 70 year old in ‘LIZARD MUSIC’ Directed by Benny Safdie.
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boifvfefe
Headquarters (@HQNewsNow) profile pictureHeadquarters
@HQNewsNowOct 16
Trump: I'm waiting for accolades from the press, and they said, 'what about the cost of beef?' Boeuf? You know what boeuf is? Expensive beef. When you go to a French restaurant. It's boeuf. Those are stupid people. Then they hit me with the word 'affordability, affordability.' In other words, like it was my fault. They've been hitting me with that word for the last year.
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Michael Kandel
@K_A_N_D_E_LOct 16
an AI comedian stole my joke. here's how I got "her" to stop
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I'm acting in a movie by a director named Reefenstahl (sp?). I was told it was an inspirational story of people triumphing over adversity (I play a guy at a rally) but now I'm getting flak bc I guess the story is "political"?? I'm just an actor! Hold on, I'm being called to set.
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The plural of 'octopus' is OCTOPODES. Bring back the death penalty for 'octopi' to celebrate #WorldOctopusDay.
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BREAKING 🚨: NASA has released new Artemis II images 🌑
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Great movie character. Terrible IMF agent. One of the worst.
Joyce ★ (@illjoy_) profile pictureJoyce ★@illjoy_Oct 6
Ethan Hunt is one of the best movie characters because he’s in 8 movies and he goes rogue in every single one of them
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(me about to be administered the lethal injection in front of a braying crowd) Prison warden: Do you have any last words? Me: I regret nothing. I liked Digger, I really did.
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Have you seen the theatrical trailer for another masterpiece called The Shining?
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Advertisers—and I realise I'm putting myself out of work here—if you want to sell me something just use a Scandinavian.
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Even beating Aldershot?
Quite Interesting (@qikipedia) profile pictureQuite Interesting
@qikipediaSep 30
Swindon has been named Britain's best place for quality of life in 2026.
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You think they're gonna be CG gremlins?... They're gonna be CG gremlins, aren't they?... They're gonna be CG gremlins.
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Warner Bros. (@warnerbros) profile pictureWarner Bros.
@warnerbrosSep 23
10.6.28. Only In Theaters.
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