(she/her) imma shaaaaaark 🦈 || great hair, bad influence || im a great mom & i dont have a beard || profile pic by @sarahmhop from “Let’s Get this Over With”
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are y'all ready to disco? 🕺 join us in kicking off the 2023 season with an open skate on 1/12 featuring music by hypercolor, ben speed & dj devolved! #rva
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Now would be a good time to cancel student debt @POTUS.
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WELCOME SCORPIO SEASON! LET THE WITCHCRAFT COMMENCE! COVENS UNITE! WEAR ALL BLACK 2 REMIND THEM U ARE DRESSED FOR THEIR FUNERAL! FEAST ON THOSE WHO WOULD SUBDUE YOU! VOTE EARLY MERCURY IS RETROGRADE! SACRIFICE THE PATRIARCHY ON THE ALTARS OF YOUR CHOOSING! LIFE IS SHORT HAVE FUN!
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A thread of our 2020 #Halloween Mazes!
INSANE ASYLUM - See how a society that calls itself civilized actually treats the unfortunate victims of mental illness! Prepare to be unjustly stigmatized!
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Did you know that police officers don't even make it into the top 10 of most dangerous jobs in America? No? Everything you've been culturally told about this profession is wrong. So how about I'll make a thread of the 10 most dangerous jobs and you see how surprised you'll be:
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One day left on our Social Distancing Skate Club fundraiser! They will ship on May 8th, which leaves plenty of time to wear while skating around by yourself.
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For the next 20 days we are selling social distancing shirts! All profits will be going to the World Health Organization's COVID-19 Response Fund. Get yours below!
#DerbyTwitter #RollerDerby #SocialDistancingSkateClub
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River City Roller Derby is suspending all league activities for the remainder of March. This includes practices, scrimmages, public events, and the planned double header in Hartford CT. [...]Wash your hands, sanitize your gear, and we’ll see you back on the track soon. 💚 RCRD
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We have finally decided to cast a Revelio spell on our holiday plans, and they are BIGGER than ever! Check out the Facebook event for more details than I can fit in 280 characters!
facebook.com/events/24349302…
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I dug a hole inside my heart to put you in your grave
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This student loan company is literally under investigation and being sued by states and the federal government for cheating students to make more money.
But congrats on breaking into the #Fortune500, @Navient. I didn’t know they had a special section for scammers.
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Gnight!
Life’s a marathon, not a sprint
But we don’t know when the marathon ends
So pace yourself and race yourself
Good music helps
And you’re not alone
Let’s go
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Gmorning.
That imaginary fight you keep having in your head is taking up SO much room.
Write it out. Your most devastating line of attack. Tell it to a friend or a shrink. Or a canvas. Or chuck it.
Get it out.
You need your head and your heart for bigger things. Vamos.
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The one horrifying sci-fi trope that’s probably far too accurate polygon.com/tv/2019/2/11/182…
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Its actually only "roller derby" if its from the Roller Derby region of France. Otherwise its sparkling nascar.
#rollerderby #derbytwitter #WednesdayWisdom
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they’re gonna end up reopening the government not because government employees are without pay, families are starving, native american communities are suffering, food isn’t being inspected... but because a bunch of rich assholes need to fly to atlanta for the super bowl.
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Yes it’s true! We’re scrimmaging against our friends from @DominionDerby in our first public event of 2019. $1 gets you in the door, and @SpaceTacosRVA will be selling some out-of-this-world food. Come join the fun Monday Feb 4!
