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Look idk what I’m doing / Everyone’s favorite caprisun

California
Joined May 2016
Came back to twitter after months to everything not loading properly. Nice.
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Came back to this hellhole of a site just to laugh at them
The A's have been denied trademarks for "Las Vegas Athletics" and "Vegas Athletics" by the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office.
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before and after learning the shooter was a cisgender white man
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Like clockwork
We know Charlie Kirk would want us to pray for such an evil, and lost individual like Tyler Robinson to find Jesus Christ. We will try to do the same.
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BEHOLD! A WOMAN!
If you are born with egg-producing equipment, even if faulty, it's proof you are a woman.
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Jeff Passan dropping absolute nukes right out of the trade deadline
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in some ways, gollum is frodo’s labubu
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I am fighting for my life to stay awake
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Dude got busted with 139 stolen watermelons in his vehicle. I have SO many questions
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And if the A's end up getting a good prospect from this trade, we will be having these same conversations about that new prospect in a couple years
Miller didn’t close in a closing situation tonight. Trade very possible, but nothing finalized.
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Imagine trying to get a gang tattoo but fuck it up so you end up with 41 instead
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Natalia retweeted
I can't believe camouflage actually fooled me I feel like a big fucking stupid moose
my brain refuses to believe there are four ppl in this picture
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“How’s everyone doing tonight” “Wooo” “Cmon you can do better than that, let’s try again. How’s everyone doing tonight” has got to be one of the most irritating modern human experiences
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Tyler Childers does this thing where his music doesn’t beat you over the head senseless with fake patriotism iconography or praising the troops, and it causes the soy right to lose their minds.
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It just keeps going
?????? hey so this is a really weird thing to say about someone whos minor coded!!!! weirdo!!!! hope that helps!!!!
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I used to pray for times like this
Draw, paint, animate, and compose music! What will you create in Mario Paint? Mario Paint is available now as part of the #SNES library for #NintendoSwitchOnline members!
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Ok I probably could have phrased this a little better
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I love you large boulder size of small boulder
Not kidding- there’s a large boulder the size of a small CAR in the center of Highway 145 mm 75.5. Deputies on scene directing alternating lanes of traffic. CDOT in route.
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Sometimes I really wish my cats understood English so I could tell one of them that hes actively making his situation worse by dumping all the water out when hes trying to get the water
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Wait what do you mean the front bottoms are opening for Zach Bryan
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