@necrysi

you can dm if you want i like typing words i repost dumbest shit u ever seen my gposes will distract you from this bio please scroll further 👇

Joined November 2012
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*dunks u in Lava* thats for Not joining my Madness
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pinkie@pinkamaniaa15h
me as a detective: ok wait omg
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( ¬_¬)@earrcheese22h
q as in cucumber
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"But you were green on Teams" I don't care if I was LIVE on CNN at 10 AM. I'll respond to your email when I GET TO IT.
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͏@Bohemian_Wolf_Oct 27
Do you know how angry you have to be to do this 😭😭😭😭
Brock Riddick
@BrockRiddickIFBOct 27
These hornets attacked his Bee hive. Now he is waiting for them on the outside.
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Neet
@neet_solOct 27
"hey can you hop on a quick call" hey can you hop off a large building
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kiesha
@kiesha9iOct 27
Nobody warns you how much of your life will be spent bodyguarding your slow-eating, grazer cat from her food hoover, no self-restraint food stealing brother.
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Oh they gave you a pike? Yeah man that’s cool. Cool. Oh this? Yeah it’s my halberd. They decided I was halberd material I guess. But hey pikes are cool! You pike guys are the foundation you know?
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niv
@nivoraslolOct 27
riot is actually so nice for the collab with the make-a-wish foundation and allowing my little retarded iron teammates to play on emerald accounts for once in their lifes
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does anyone know if we have to bring our backpacks to the grim dark future where there is only war tomorrow
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Everything happens so much
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Joshwelt@weltszznOct 27
food and drinks consumed in a movie theater doesn't really go into your body. it goes into your movie theater body which is separate & holy and harm-proof
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OLD COLOMBIAN MAN: (pointing desperately at the ornate casket) Peligroso! Peligroso! No lo abras! No lo abras! es muy peligroso! OLD BRITISH EXPLORER: gods man! what is he saying? ME(LIED ON MY RESUME ABOUT SPEAKING SPANISH): he says its safe he says we should open it its safe
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interesting
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Nia 🌸@Niawins_Oct 26
Not only is it not Friday, it’s not even Thursday
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Meg@megannn_lynneOct 26
constantly whiplashing between “what the hell, sure” and “i’ve got to get killed”
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CC-Vibes@CC_VibesXIVOct 25
Street Queen #gpose #gposers #Viera
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🎺 🐛@WikiOocOct 26
bro dont play your lietmotif at me
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🎺 🐛@WikiOocOct 26
Bro why is it playing in minor key...
🎺 🐛@WikiOocOct 26
bro dont play your lietmotif at me
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゙゙
@reallutherrOct 26
“you were in my dreams last night” yeah, our souls have been yearning for each other since the moment we met but i’m glad you noticed
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Well yes, my apartment has undecorated white walls and I am compelled to follow a rigid system of rules and procedures that restrict my movement but
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