Nita Lim

Know that feeling of trying to remember a thought but all you can recall about that thought was that it was fun so you slip in sadness as you go about your day accepting that you lost the fun thought.

If you find yourself ever not thinking about me, you are doing it wrong

Rudeeee @TMobile @TMobileHelp !! Wing Stopped the promo yesterday! But the app says otherwise

Savings?! You mean @Venmo money I didn’t transfer over yet.

Question able things I'd like to do research on Q1: Find out what position people were conceived in and see if there is any correlation (after you account for A BUNCH of other factors.)

Your app is not working right @NJTRANSIT it says no data for an arriving bus #dobetter

Inflation even hitting crime hard. 50k for Unabomber (70’s - 80’s) 10k for the United Health care Assassin

Probably the best smelling punk concert ive ever been to @jeffrosenstock at the Warsaw in Brooklyn.

How poor am I? I count my own steps.

Instead of showing ID at the bar what if you had people write a phrase or few words in cursive.

When I’m paying for an avocado I’m paying for someone else to figure out when it’s ripe.

Morning, @cheddar @MorningBrew why did you change the font of your newsletter. #notafan

So I’m baking with 1% battery and my phone dies while looking at a Pinterest recipe 😭. When it powers back on Pinterest is back to the Home Screen. This is a reminder to open the recipe in the browser. @Pinterest. Fix this.

Why is my self esteem so low? I haven’t been asked to join a gang, why don’t don’t they want me

The X anniversary post notification won’t go away. I even tried to post the…X (deleted it seconds after) only for the notification to still be there. I guess I’m disabling notifications @X

Realllly? Reallly? @CVSHealth when I almost have $5 in #extrabucksrewards it isn’t working

I’m one of the multi-sneeze people. This exchanged just happened while trying to order Chinese. Ring ring, lady answers Me: ACHOOOO Her: hello? Me: achoo, hello acHOO Her: what you order? Me: achoo, achoo Her: click (hangs up) Dial tone sound.

Who am I if I’m not horny?

Thank you, @AldiUSA for this. It better be around in the fall.