Advisor to B2B startups. Coffee addict ☕️. Previously, Co-founder of @Coupa. 📸 IG: Eisneronsports
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Probably a good time to check in on the tech bros for some foreign policy analysis.
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Oakland Roots and @oaklandsoulsc announce that entrepreneur, musician, and proud Oakland native @G_Eazy is the newest member of the ownership group.
Read More: bit.ly/geazyroots
#OaklandFirstAlways
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Anti-Choice Leader Arrested for Solicitation of a Minor, by @JessicaValenti jessica.substack.com/p/anti-…
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THREAD: There’s a lot of talk right now about crime in San Francisco. Almost everything you’ll read in the mainstream press is wrong. I live in the Tenderloin and work in the courts every day. Here’s my take on what’s happening and why.
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We’re excited to announce that Negotiatus has raised an additional $30 million in Series B funding and has rebranded as Order! Read more from our co-founders @ZachGarippa and @_TomJaklitsch about our round, rebrand, and mission: hubs.la/Q012PpcM0
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Alex Berenson actually does leave behind one legacy worth celebrating.
He was on the receiving end of the single greatest dunk in Twitter history.
ALT Berenson gets destroyed.
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Don't mess with The Linda Lindas.
Watch the full concert: lapl.me/YQ2UH9o
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So you’re asking if I actually can explain how the new Georgia voting law discourages voting, especially in minority & lower income communities and sets up ways for the legislature and exec branch to tamper with elections the way President Trump tried? Okay, if you insist.
1/17 – at Atlanta, GA
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So... everyone seems to think clubhouse is the "next big thing" - but I think it's going to fail.
Here's how I think it all goes down..
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Right-wing Republicans in CA are trying to recall @GavinNewsom for the crime of telling people to wear masks and for listening to scientists during COVID. Extremist Republicans have done enough to undermine democracy already. We must all unite to oppose the recall in California.
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Been asked this twice in a week so wanted to share.
Rules of 👍 for option grants to non-founders at seed stage:
🔸2-3% head of eng / CTO *
🔸1-2% head of mktg, sales, prod, ops **
🔸.5-1% other key hires
🔸<.25% everyone else
ALWAYS - 4 year vesting w/ 1 year cliff.
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Going on right now, @Kasparov63 and The Queen's Gambit (@netflix) creator Scott Frank talking with @JenShahade and her Chess girls group!
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This is wild even by 2020 standards: The managing editor of RedState who spent months spreading COVID disinformation, calling Fauci a “mask nazi" & that officials responsible for the pandemic response should be executed is...actually a NIH press officer thedailybeast.com/redstate-c…
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There it is.
@JoeBiden: "When I was Vice President, violent crime fell 15% in this country. We did it without chaos and disorder...The murder rate is up 26% in cities across the nation this year under Donald Trump. Do you feel really safer under Trump?"
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1/ Covid (@UCSF) Chronicles, Day 150
Today, 150 days since I began my Covid tweets, I’m going to do something odd: write the speech that Trump should give. I have no faith he’ll do so, but it’s worth recognizing how little it would take to change course & save lives. Here goes:
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CW: suicide
A little less than a month ago I checked myself into a mental health hospital because my suicidal ideations had become overwhelming and I felt unsafe. I am writing this because there shouldn't be a stigma around asking for help. Here is a thread of my experience.
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Donald Trump wants you to hurt your own child for his re-election. Join the fight and say #NotMyChild.
This is my new video.
Help me get 6,000 retweets of this in two hours!
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This is pretty remarkable. The highest-ranking West Point cadets for the Classes of 2018 and 2019 have jointly written a 40 pg. policy proposal with recommendations for making the Academy anti-racist. (1/4)
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Oakland Roots becomes first Soccer Team in the United States to join @CommonGoalOrg in donating 1% of all ticket revenue and salaries to unite the global football community in tackling the greatest social challenges of our time.
#OaklandFirstAlways #TheFutureIsWatching