Lots of great and funny re tweets with a few of my crappy one's mixed in.

Joined October 2014
Sorry I'm late the urge to not even move a single muscle in my body today was strong
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take the light and darken everything around me call the clouds and listen closely, i’m lost without you.
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I have a different heart
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The voice message was meant for her best friend. Instead, somehow, she sent it to him. Fifty-five seconds of everything she’d been too afraid to say directly. Her voice soft and nervous as she admitted she was falling for him, and that maybe the scariest part was not knowing if he was falling too. By the time she realized what she’d done, he’d already listened to it. All fifty-five seconds. Her heart sank like a stone into deep water. Then her phone lit up. “Can I come over?” When she opened the door, he was standing there with two coffees in his hands and a nervousness in his eyes she’d never seen before. “I wasn’t supposed to hear that,” he said. She looked down, wishing for somewhere to disappear. “But I’m glad I did.” Her eyes found his again. He pulled out his phone and opened a conversation with his best friend from a few days earlier. There, beneath his name, were the words she’d been terrified to hope for. I think she might be the one. She looked up at him, completely speechless. “Too much?” he asked with a nervous smile. She shook her head, already fighting tears. He stepped closer. “I’ve been trying so hard not to scare you away.” His hand found hers, fingers slowly weaving between them. “We don’t have to rush anything.” He lifted her hand to his chest, letting her feel the steady rhythm beneath her palm. “I just need you to know something.” His forehead rested gently against hers. “You’re not falling alone.” And suddenly, falling didn’t feel so much like sinking. It felt like letting the tide take them both.
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Another day as both a watcher and an unwitting participant in my dumpster fire of a life 🤓
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""Give me back the day's that she gets.. High like a fever, cries like a diva. What a Fucking waste""♥︎(",)☆
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Green Bay's kicker is named Smack. That's probably what his teammates did to him after yesterday.
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Apparently it’s National Compliment ChiChi Day. 💅 Two compliments on my nails at Costco. Then my neighbor spotted us at the grocery store and told my husband how beautiful I am. I went out for groceries and came home with a bigger head. 🤣
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When making toast, there are two kinds of people, those who glide the butter across the toast and those who smash it.
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~...SHE'S The Quiet —Silver In The Dark ..& HIS Love —IS The Light That Makes The Full Moon —Shines 🌕 🌹 'SHE'S A Poem —But HIS Affection Brings Out —HER Complete Beauty •▪& Radiance 🌹 🌕 HIS Love 'For HER —IS Quiet Silver Tide Full Steady •▪& Gentle...~ #LOVE 🌕 #FULLMOON
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growing pains, growing wings right between my shoulder blades
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Not to brag or anything but up to this day as a paperboy, I still hold the 56 houses in a row record of hitting the rose bushes.
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My retweets reflect my thoughts in the same way my tweets do. Bring back the old format of tweets and retweets together!
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Pretty face RTd me today!!!!
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*my phone alarm goes off* Them: Time for medicine? Me: nope. Reese’s cup
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Me: My dad always said “wish in one hand and shit in the other and see which one fills up first” Genie *deep sigh*: it’s going to be a long day
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I ordered 4 No-Go Flat pillows and they flattened them to ship them
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Me: you’re not ready yet? c’mon! We’re not going to a beauty contest Sister: but what if we were? Me: you’d lose
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You got your peanut butter in my chocolate And now I have to wash my bra
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A cat is the reverse opposite of a lint roller
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Dreams apart Days intercede Nights unquiet Where spirits coalesce
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