Christy Hummel

A group of bullies is called a "creep."

She's a 10, but she doesn't sing the "bah bah bah" during Sweet Caroline.

"CUE THE SNIPER!" - The funniest thing @RuPaul has said in 20 years.

My sister in LA should be jealous that we in Buffalo, NY got an earthquake and she didn't.

Me when I was a kid: I read 3 books a day! Me, present day: how do you spell calender

So, my city is trying to name a snow plow. I suggested Chill Brrr. What's your take, @billburr ?

Just found out my OTP is brother and sister. For a geek, this is terrible news.

Boys and Girls of every age, would you like to see something strange? It's me. I'm the thing that's strange.

Tens of years ago, I saw Addams Family Values for the first time. Yesterday, I watched it for the second. That's why my current mood is:

Which is better, serotonin or dopamine? I'm not familiar with either, so I'm genuinely asking.

I like the word "round" because your mouth makes that shape when you say it.

In life, be a Keanu, not a Dicaprio. Date someone your own age.

"Colors of the Wind" is Pocahontas's diss track for white people.

Angel left Buffy because he didn't believe she could live in his world. Spike knew that the world was the most important thing to Buffy, so he saved it for her. These vampires are not the same. #btvs #spuffy #teamspike

She's a 10, but she doesn't believe in crystals or the power of the moon.

She's a 10, but she's always worshipped the Dark Lord. No, not the good one. I mean Voldemort.