new variant of the “Messi-like” performance joke just dropped:
Shows up late; does 30 minutes of the bare minimum amount of work; leaves immediately at EOD
Clearly the secret of scoring 6 goals at home against the LA Galaxy is starting Daniel Edelman in midfield
I knew this wasn’t a good sign in the Members+ portal #RBNY
.@OptaMLS Out of all the managers to have participated in the Hudson River Derby, 50% have been bald. Depilated. #RBNY
HISTORY: Sergio Camello becomes the first player to score against Barcelona and Real Madrid and review ‘Yakarta’ on Letterboxd
Michael Bradley, I’m calling Child Protective Services. #RBNY
Paulo Dybala & Donyell Malen all of a sudden
UNO, DUE E 3⃣
Malen segna il terzo gol per noi, è la sua seconda tripletta in 🟡🔴
#RomaFiorentina 3-0
The RBA concourse will be a warzone 😔
It's official! 🎀🩵
@HelloKitty Day is October 4th! Get your tickets now: gothamfc.com/schedule/angel-…
Rayo jerseys for the past 5 years, compared to Umbro’s work with other clubs, have been so simultaneously uninspired yet too busy that I’m convinced Raúl Martín Presa is personally intervening to piss me off
My current (minor) vibes-based #RBNY take is that Adri Mehmeti needs to get bigger shinguards and pull his socks up. It doen't inspire confidence in me to see my starting defensive midfielder cutting about like a breezy Grealish-style no.10




























