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@nerdybeard

I know the truth.

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@nerdybeard B9 S5 Sportback on Air Lift Performance ✅ - #royalstance #audi #s5 #sportback #quattro
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H@hrrywlkr22 May 2021
CDC says it’s now ok to just slack your question without first asking how they’re doing
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A 3.8 magnitude earthquake occurred 1.24mi WNW of Concord, CA. Details: eqbot.com/owg Map: eqbot.com/owj – at Concord, CA
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Yes, we put jabroni in the dictionary. We assume @TheRock could smell us cooking up this update the whole time. dictionary.com/e/new-words-d…
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Today's show dives into our patented Double Masters buyer's guide, with insights into how we score deals on expensive cards. Stream the episode at thedivedown.fireside.fm/87 or wherever you download pods! Follow our account and RT this post for a chance to win a 2XM VIP booster!
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Why did Karen press ctrl + alt + delete? She wanted to see the Task Manager.
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If there's a baby boom in 9 months, it'll consist entirely of first-born children.
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Anyone looking for 4x RATM tickets for Tuesday 4/21 in Oakland? Sec 213 row 4 Just looking for what I paid for them.
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Sweaters get ugly when Pinterest employees @daskouni & @nerdybeard start gluing and safety pinning together their own ho-ho-holiday looks. Which one's your favorite? youtu.be/0REL4LVgHiQ
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Welcome to the club. Political ad-free since ’18.
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@jack30 Oct 2019
We’ve made the decision to stop all political advertising on Twitter globally. We believe political message reach should be earned, not bought. Why? A few reasons…🧵
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A 4.5 magnitude earthquake occurred 0mi ENE of Waldon, California. Details: eqbot.com/2pN Map: eqbot.com/2pz – at Contra Costa Centre, CA
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@Arbys19 Aug 2019
How do you do, fellow planeswalkers
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Incredibly Embarrassing: This Guy Got A GCal Reminder To Join ISIS Right In The Middle Of A Huge PowerPoint In Front Of His Company’s Board Of Directors clckhl.co/5qwsEs8
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Matt Ford@fordm3 Dec 2018
2008: Twitter is a fun microblogging service you can use to keep track of Ashton Kutcher 2018: Twitter is the president's preferred tool for witness tampering in a federal criminal investigation
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I’m just thankful I was born with ears that fit AirPods without looking ridiculous – at San Francisco, CA
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TRADE: #SJSharks have acquired ✌️-time Norris 🏆-winning defenseman @erikkarlsson65 from the @Senators. Details: nhl.com/sharks/news/c-300092…
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Person: So what do you do? Me: I train my cat to hurdle over random objects. Person: LOL oh you’re a funny guy! I love cats too. What do you do for a living then I guess. Me:
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I deserve this. teapawt.net/Capitals/status/101604…
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@Capitals8 Jul 2018
Someone filled the @StanleyCup with caviar 🤷‍♂️ #ALLCAPS
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Dan@ehdannyboy2 Jun 2018
Men with beards looking upwards for your viewing pleasure. Don't say I don't give you anything
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A lot of scores to settle in Game 2 and JR Smith wont know any of them
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