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A harmless Biwwie Goat that blogs at https://teapawt.net/t.co/ObYvS4vnyn, loves writing, video games, music, and movies. I'm just a nerdy guy that tweets in a vacuum a lot.

Texas, USA
Joined January 2012
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I write creatively, crack wise, make web comics & talk about a lot of nerdy entertainment things at my blog: nerfedllamas.com
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People tagging Xbox to pickup the phone and get EA on the line to fund Mass Effect sounds crazy at first but actually wouldn’t be a bad idea to get it and align it with Xbox/PC
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Mass Effect - Xbox Exclusive @asha_shar could make all this come full circle.
People tagging Xbox to pickup the phone and get EA on the line to fund Mass Effect sounds crazy at first but actually wouldn’t be a bad idea to get it and align it with Xbox/PC
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I can finally talk about Mass Effect Universe. Since Bioware closed I can now reveal that I was part of the Mass Effect Council, saw what BioWare was building, and provided feedback during development. • Set 600+ years after the Reaper War • You play as a customizable N7 agent • Instead of being a walking gun rack, you're a cross between John Wick and James Bond • Shepard's legacy preserved, regardless of your ending • A galaxy divided into three major factions • Humanity, Krogan, Batarians, and more allied together • Council races forming their own alliance • The Geth emerging as a third superpower • A galactic Cold War instead of another Reaper style invasion with a shadowy adversary • Geth-built megastructures • Connections between the Milky Way and Andromeda • Experimental technology implanted in you as a unique point of difference • Hacking and manipulating the environment • See through walls, identify systems, remotely trigger hazards and more • Handcrafted missions like ME1-3 • But with Hitman-style freedom in how you complete them • Brutal close-range executions • Squadmates who can clash with each other • Romance wasn't being sanitised • Liara returns - now an incredibly powerful Asari Matriarch From what I saw, BioWare was making Mass Effect for us, the fans, not for people who don't exist. It looked incredible. And now we may never get to play it. Find out more here: youtu.be/ZOWrTNazZxM #SaveMassEffect
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A former BioWare employee uploaded this Mass Effect Universe (Mass Effect 5) trailer on Reddit! According to another employee, this trailer was ready a few months ago. #MassEffect
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Save this. Spread it around. Don't let EA live down the fact they looked at this and then did what they did right before N7 day, when this was likely gonna be shown. Fuck EA forever and always. Utterly reprehensible publisher, worst in all of gaming history. FUCK you. ALL of you.
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The #SaveMassEffect petition is almost at 20,000 signatures! Please, if you can spare just a couple minutes, sign the petition, spread the word, and help us try to save a beloved franchise. #MassEffectIsAlive c.org/QTX24N9DHN
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It may just be copium, but if there’s even a tiny sliver of a possibility that Mass Effect can be saved, then I have to do my part. Please sign this petition and to let the world know you want more Mass Effect. #MassEffect #BioWare c.org/Zf2DP2vXTm
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I have recently learned that there are Archie Comics themed wine for sale. No stores near me seem to have it and I can’t order them online either. If any of you see them (Betty & Veronica or Jughead), message me because I would like to have one of each bottle for my collection.
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🎁Time to win GTA 6🎉 ✅Follow @EliteGameDrops + @imbratorX ✅Like & RT. ✅Reply with GIF of your favorite GTA game. More deets below.
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Follow @videogamedeals & Repost for a Chance to Win 1 of 5 Codes for Rise of the Tomb Raider: 20 Year Celebration (Switch 2) Provided by @AspyrMedia. Ends Monday at 9PM ET. ow.ly/NKpG50ZeuoV Currently 10% Off.
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Giveaway time! We are giving away 5 Steam keys for The Expanse: Osiris Reborn Beta, which will start on April 22! Follow us, like, repost, and comment to participate! We will announce the winners on April 21. Please keep your DMs open, so we can reach you if you win!
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SPONGEBOX SQUAREPANTS. Follow & RT with #XboxDesignLabSpongeBobSweepstakes for a chance to win 2 Limited Edition SpongeBob controllers & an Xbox Game Pass code 🧽 Don’t forget to check out @SpongebobMovie, only in cinemas! Ages 18+. Ends 1/4/26. Rules: xbx.lv/4aSlJoy
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We’re giving away 10 Nintendo codes for ‘Tomb Raider: Definitive Edition’ 🎮 It released on Switch & Switch 2 today Rules: 1️⃣ Follow @CultureCrave 2️⃣ Like this post 3️⃣ Reply with which system
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Follow @wario64 and repost for a chance to win 1 of 5 codes for Tomb Raider Definitive Edition for Nintendo Switch 2 (NA eShop Code) courtesy of @AspyrMedia. Giveaway closes on Nov 21st, 6 PM PT. Game is out now on Nintendo Switch & Switch 2 (no upgrade paths)
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Who’s ready to hit the track? We’re giving away 6 Sonic Racing: CrossWorlds codes! To enter, like and comment SONIC RACING. 6 winners, end Fri. 11/21. @RaceCrossWorlds
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If we gave one away which would you pick? 👇 - Steam Frame - $500 balance RT + reply with your pick
Announcing: New @Steam Hardware, coming in 2026: Steam Controller Steam Machine Steam Frame Watch our jazzy announcement video and wishlist now: steampowered.com/hardware
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