Eternal asymptote. Purveyor of geists. Magus of thunderstorms. Sanguine and abyssal. π·πβ‘π΄π
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Incredibly stupid idea to openly tease and taunt and threaten a trillionaire who can find infinite lawyers and has unlimited unsupervised access to his own personal superintelligence. You will lament the day when less honorable men take his place.
The Bulwark crew is absolutely ecstatic over the idea of investigations and prosecutions of Elon Musk.
Can barely contain themselves:
"He has a body count like a f*cking war criminal. We start with the US Congress and it ends at The Hague for Elon Musk."
"You've got $1 trillion, asshole. Start spending it on lawyers."
"You don't hate him nearly enough."
"There has been a series of meetings among House Democrats. Do you know what they're doing? Yes. They're carving up jurisdictions for who is going to Subpoena him to testify before which of them and for what."
"Get a townhouse, big guy. Got a lot of nice brownstones right there by Capitol Hill."
"Elon! You motherf*cker! You better pack a lunch cause your ass is gonna be living in the Capitol starting January of 2027."
"I feel like my guys, Robert Garcia and Jamie Raskin are f*cking ready. They're loaded for bear."
Same kind of people that've cried endlessly about the weaponization of justice are absolutely salivating over the idea of weaponizing justice against their political opposition.
When you're trying to conceal your power level and having to pretend you're a woke commie feminist at work and but then the senior suddenly starts spouting the hard R
Nothing in this clip is Korean. American Jeans, Parisian fur coats, Italian futurismo aesthetics, Soviet brutalist streets, all wrapped up in a thick layer of obnoxious post-emancipation GRRRLpowah bitchwoman (also pioneered in the West). All of it is theft.
NN Taleb reference aside it is striking to me how uncreative Korean media is. I once ate in Asian restaurant with K-Pop on loop in TV, was stunned by how repetitive it was. Insectoid hyper-optimization. Zero instinct for avant-garde novelty. This remains a Western trait.
When some goy tries to intimidate my warrior wives but I already traumatize them every day so they find it cute instead
Help, it's my wives. They're abusing me. In my philanderer hubris to build a harem I've gotten more woman than I could chew. They've unionized against me and are demanding Shein gifts. I can't hold them back. They're tying me up to a chair and stomping on my balls. Please help.
The great trap of the Twitter algorithm isn't that it tries to force feed you garbage content, but that it protects you from the enormity of even deeper garbage that is out there. This is perhaps necessary to avoid breeding misanthropes.