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WrestleMania cancelled amid allegations of match-fixing: kayfabenews.com/wrestlemania… #WrestleMania #VintageKayfabeNews
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Step Inside & Walk This Way as Joe Elliott explores the hot sticky sweet wonders of Sugar.
Don’t miss Def Leppard & Journey in a city near you this summer: DefLeppard.com
Pouring Sugar with Joe Elliott
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Articulating, say it with me, Ar-tic-u-lating..... An Articulating bus is broken down on NB35w at the end of the ramp from 280. A replacement bus is on the way to transfer all passengers. Say Bendy Bus and you get blocked.
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When making your Character Breakfast reservation, please indicate which characters you hate, are afraid of, or want to yell at.
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Figment: you're always welcome to share the stage with me. Just, you know, stand on Obama's side and keep it down while I tweet.
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TRUMP UNMASKED! “It was me all along,” snarls McMahon: kayfabenews.com/trump-unmask…
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Ok. It's over. Go back to your mom's basement and see if she'll launder your cosplay gear. #D23Expo
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Brazil's ride will be where you follow a tour guide around, chanting in Portuguese.
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Park Map Key:
* Ride
" Show
‾ Height Restriction
˟ Toxic
¹ Corrosive
º Flammable
• Infectious
^ Poisonous
‴ Radioactive
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We're live-tweeting the construction of Dracula's Doom Dome!
Day 83: Al bought a hammer!
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Cast Members, remember to say "complete, top-to-bottom safety upgrade, cleaning, and refurbishment" and not "5-second spray of Lemon Pledge"
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Today In Park History: Chaos Coaster opens. Probably. We think. Look, a lot of records were lost in the fire.
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Cast Members, our gondola system under construction is a secret. Do not let the guests look up.
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@netcot @wdwupdates @WDWNT Disney should hire this guy! teapawt.net/notthathilary/status/8… – at Spring, TX
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Did you have a dream about visiting the park? Please pay the $34 dream admission fee!
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One of our new lands is based on eight movies, two animated series, and dozens of books and comics!
The other is based on a movie from 2009!
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INTERNAL PEST REPORT - CONFIDENTIAL
Ant sightings: 6
Roaches: 14
Mice: 19
Coyotes: 3 (packs)
Vultures: 25
Mean toddlers: 88
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Trump demands re-shaping of Oval Office into “squared circle”: kayfabenews.com/trump-demand…
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Hey @realDonaldTrump, want all Americans to embrace you?
On your first day in office make Monday Night RAW 2 hours again.
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