@eriereader technically a has been editor. he/they. here when bored.

Erie, PA
Joined March 2009
Idea for movie or anthology episode: Back to the Future, but they are trying to change the way #RonaldReagan messed the USA/Earth up @youwerewrongabout
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Idea for movie or anthology episode. "TYPECAST": Joe Pantoliano, an actor famous for playing a villain, is railroaded in real life in a postmodern take on Kafka's The Trial. @realjoeypants
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the one bass mitski did like, is a gold reverend justice. "i immediately loved it. i’ve never really felt emotion toward an instrument before owning this Reverend Justice. I just really enjoy the tone."
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It would be extremely easy to replace me with an AI because roughly 60% of the things I say come from the Poochie episode of Simpsons.
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smell ya later fartheads
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I just hope that new #M3GAN movie uses the @smoking_popes song at some point. And while "Need You Around" et. al. are still great choices, "Megan" actually says "Megan" in it a bunch
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NICK WARREN retweeted
Cheers and congrats to @newwavecrashing on his new venture! And a debt of gratitude to the years of service as the @ErieReader's managing editor, where he not only churned out *the most* bylines *ever* but also made the words under mine -- and many others -- all the better.
From the Editors: This Is the One I'll Be Remembered For (or, how running a paper can feel like directing the worst movie ever made) @newwavecrashing eriereader.com/article/from-…
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Because no one asked for it here are my favorite Jokers: 1. Mark Hamill 2. Cesar Romero 3. I don’t care about the rest
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Paxton Hall-Yoshida is the Jordan Catalano Angela Chase deserved #NeverHaveIEver #mysocalledlife
It is weird reality when there are literally more Thor movies than Backs to the Future #ThorLoveAndThunder
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No matter how depressed I am, I’m always going to say “hey buddy” when I see a groundhog
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Whenever I’m sad it always helps to talk to someone who is sadder. Thank you my pathetic loser friends for being so achingly pitiful it gives me shreds of hope to keep on keepin on #stilldepressed
Gaussian Blur FOR LYFE all other blurs can GTFO #gaussianblur #photoshop
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Summer goal: win a big stupid stuffed animal from a crooked carnival game #summergoals
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I’m sincerely glad we don’t do it, but it would be interesting if every character in a tv/movie set before the 90s was a virulently racist homophobic chainsmoker #wearegettingbetter
How did I get through the pandemic? Well, thankfully through it all, on both a mental and physical level, I’ve managed to stay negative #dadjokes #staynegative
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Forget HP houses, I want to know what TMNT you identify as
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If we're kind and polite, the world will be right. Thank you.
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For elder millennials, there are two types of “everything sucks.” Descendents, or Reel Big Fish. Though I often feel like the former, I strive for the latter. #everythingsucks #sorryvaultboy #descendents #reelbigfish
It is literally unforgivable that Busy Philipps is not in the opening credits of Freaks and Geeks and I will die on this hill #busyphilipps #freaksandgeeks #kimkellyismyfriend
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