Fighting internet fuckwittery on a daily basis. couldn't give a fuck what you think! 😏 neither tolerant, nor on the left 🙄 The ridiculous will be ridiculed
The Sunny South Coast
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Nic Lydford retweeted
You’re literally demonstrating that if you were ever to become Prime Minister, you wouldn’t be a Prime Minister for Britain, you’d be a Prime Minister for Reform voters. Spectacularly poorly thought through.
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🧵And we're off, ladies and gentlemen!
It's "they're banning the word EASTER" week.
Regular as clockwork...
So here comes a history lesson and media lesson all rolled into one thread!
PS, I can't believe there's no easter egg emoji?
This was the best I could do - 🗿🥚
🤣 I digress!
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ALT Screenshot of a tweet: Ben Graham @BenGrahamUK X.com Britain has been a Christian nation for over 1,400 years. Through wars, plagues, and countless kings, Easter has always been celebrated. Yet now, Cadbury won't even use the word 'Easter' on their eggs. When did celebrating British traditions become controversial? Above a photo of Easter Eggs
ALT Screenshot of a tweet: ClIr Jaymey Mclvor * @McivorJaymey x.com Any chance I can get an Easter Egg please M&S? Will they ever learn It's like they do it on purpose to offend. Easter is not National Chocolate Day. Which extremists are you trying hard to not offend? @marksandspencer @GBNEWS Above images of Easter Eggs in M&S
This is gold 😂
The Afroman Trial.
-Cops raid Afromans house for bullshit reasons.
-Steal money, break his door, fuck his house up.
-No criminality found whatsoever, no charges at all pressed on Afroman.
-Afroman spends the next 3 years making songs that make fun of all the officers involved by name, even using footage of the raid from his own CCTV cameras.
-Songs had titles like "Randy Walters is a son of a bitch" and "Lick Em Low Lisa" accusing one of the officers of being a lesbian and sleeping with the other officers wives.
-During the raid one officer looked like he was about to eat some lemon pound cake sitting on Afromans counter, Afroman made a whole album calling the officer fat.
-The cops get mad and file a lawsuit for defamation.
-Afroman turns up to court in a whole American flag suit.
-Officers performatively mald and cry while listening to the songs really trying to oversell how badly the songs upset them.
-One officer was suing because Afroman made a whole song about him saying he was fucking the officers wife. When the officer was asked if Afroman was really fucking his wife, he said "I don't know". Nuking his own case and establishing that there is a non-zero chance that Afroman might actually be fucking his wife.
-As his only witness for the trial, Afroman brought a deputies EX FUCKING WIFE.
-The jury ruled completely in favour of Afroman.
This entire thing has been a great win for free speech and absolutely fucking hilarious.
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I was going to share this, from @motherofaking12, as perhaps the dumbest thing you'd read on the internet today 🤣
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This clown thinks @grok is programmed to be "woke and progressive". They clearly know nothing of Melon Husk or Xitter 🤣🤣
Peer reviewed studies? That's rich coming from an AI bot that is programmed to be woke and progressive, following the main stream media and using data and research done by all woke "peer" reviewers and bias idiots.
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Nic Lydford retweeted
What are the 3 branches of government again?
I know its pedophiles and corporations but whats the third one?
Nic Lydford retweeted
FIVE LIES CHRISTIANS TELL THEMSELVES
Atheists hate God.
Atheists love sin.
Atheists are immoral because there is no morality without God.
Atheists are miserable and self-loathing.
Atheists never read the Bible.
None of which is true!
Nic Lydford retweeted
Biggest point of ‘I Swear’ inspired by John Davidson, that goes viral was this scene, for a reason. It's trying to normalize tourettes and explain to people that they can't control it. Forcing a person who has tourettes to apologize for every single thing is hell, shame on you.
Fancy that, an American being entirely unaware that the rest of the world exists 🤦🏻♂️
The person who said the racial slur was born and raised in SCOTLAND. Why is the n-word even in your vocabulary or one of your tics?
Readers added context they thought people might want to know
Being born/raised in Scotland doesn't rule out involuntary use of slurs. Coprolalia (a rare Tourette’s vocal tic) can cause people to blurt obscene/taboo words regardless of beliefs. BBC reports the BAFTAs outburst was involuntary. bbc.com/news/articles/…
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Nic Lydford retweeted
Word of the day is ‘recrudescence’ (17th century): the return of something terrible after a time of reprieve.