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cheeseburgatory
Joined February 2012
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hot dogs were invented in 1936 by Larry Hotdogs when he accidentally dropped a bag of prize-winning pig assholes in his Dick Shaper Machine
elon mustard retweeted
We need a leftist Andrew Tate. We need a leftist Fox News. We need a casino where you don't gamble and they give you free money. I refuse to understand the ecosystem I'm in the center of and I will not leave or modify my behavior. We need leftist McNuggets
elon mustard retweeted
me: let the time run out. who cares. the world is better off without me anyway…
jigsaw: heyyy nooo. cmo-(voice filter off) cmon man. you’re awesome
ok i need this election to be done, multiple times i have wondered if i am dead and in hell, i did the thing they've told me i had to do my whole adult life and all the democrats can manage is being slightly less obviously evil. not doing it again and i hated doing it this time.
HOLLYWOOD, 2025
PRODUCER 1: Nosferatu is a hit! 100 billion gross. Oscars across the board. Where do we go?
PRODUCER 2 and 3 [in unison]: Dos Feratu
P1: Tag line.
P2: This time... there's TWO Feratus
when i think of hard work, i think of a suited walrus who screamed at children on tv for being too gay
my theory is that they can get away with calling every election the most important in history because our phones gave us all dementia. i forgot how to tie my shoes because of cat videos. i've worn a diaper for years from watchimg gangnam style
very cool sir! i can't wait for you to rapture us to mars in a big exploding tube! so dark and gothic!
i am watching gremlins 2: the new batch. and it might be the best movie ever made. the jokes are impossibly good and it looks like a Spielberg
elon mustard retweeted
i give out weed candy to kids on halloween. i get it specially made to look like regular candy which costs me thousands of dollars every year but i think it’s fun. i won’t stop.
