underground surreal musician and animator, former nuclear physicist, literally living in the jungle
Joined February 2011
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my latest SHOWREEL of the 3D animated videos in the style of PS1/PS2 I've created for various clients ALL OVER THE WORLD.
it's UNBELIEVABLE, but I HACKED my floppy disks from the Windows 95 era and FOUND animations and music I'd recorded about my UNIMAGINABLE love for a girl. but she ate a HERRING burger and broke my computer in 1997.
a lazy fat maggot eating my corpse accidentally finds a piece of brain that stores memories of my happy days
the hell we called it the nervous system, no wonder we're so stressed
should be called the relaxed system
our plane landed in the jungles of Southeast Asia instead of London because air traffic control is now controlled by AI.
in 1998, I met the owner of an INCREDIBLY COOL car in the middle of the street. I was excited and IMMEDIATELY interviewed him about where he worked and how he could afford such a CAR. for THE FIRST TIME EVER, I’m sharing this secret video with you.
when I was a kid, I used to love playing with Lego. now I still play with Lego, but I do it in 3D animation software, and I get paid for it.
30 years ago, I was CRAWLING in THE MALL trying to find a NEW PHONE. I only found a very suspicious Game Boy Color PROMO CARTRIDGE. this is what was recorded on it.
today I’m in Kuala Lumpur, the capital of Malaysia. I looked at the Twin Towers and ate macdonal. I’m heading home to sleep.
today I’m visiting THE WONDERFUL country of Malaysia. it’s beautiful and the food is delicious! the locals are already calling me “mat saleh bodoh,” which means “handsome young man.” I’ll keep you posted.
I'm announcing a huge sale on my entire Bandcamp catalog: 50% OFF EVERYTHING. that's right!
by buying my music, you'll be supporting my future music videos, animations, and, most importantly, my favorite cheeseburgers.
please buy a lot.
thank you!!!
use the promo code <august50> on my Bandcamp:
nickalkin.bandcamp.com/album…
