Quickestwankofmylife
Over the last 24 hours I have developed mild symptoms and tested positive for coronavirus.
I am now self-isolating, but I will continue to lead the government’s response via video-conference as we fight this virus.
Together we will beat this. #StayHomeSaveLives
"If she isn't going to knit me an X Files quilt or cross-stitch me a Seinfeld piece: I'm not bothered" @JAL_txt
All I've listened to for a whole month is "It turns out there aren't many perks of being a wallflower" and now I get to see Great Wight, super fucked up
I've fucked myself all the way up listening to @FRabbits on the train to the @ApologiesiHave0 show; I'm a puddle.
I have nothing to do in London for 8 hours tomorrow, will people think I vote Tory if I go to Grand Designs live at the Excel?





