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Joined March 2007
Need to find a needle in the haystack over the last six months and a quarter of a trillion events? Sure how about at 76.3 billion rows/sec? All powered by s3, lambdas and a sprinkle of magic from @tsenart 💪🏼
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why are people testing the duo like it was an ikea couch?
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How does @1Password not have a secure way to have someone send you a password yet? Share a secure link -> they create an entry -> added to your vault.
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even with agents, doing anything on AWS is just a shit experience
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This is a really nice difference compared to the Fold 8
HOOOOOY FUCK THE IPHONE DUO SPEAKERS W H A T
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Quality of the @ChatGPT app is so poor
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Neil Jagdish Patel retweeted
I absolutely regret writing my current project in Rust. The compile times have been stupid, and just reading the code is terrible for my eyes. But I need WASM, and TinyGo is a bit bloated. Zig seems like an option, but I have lost interest in Zig due to recent weirdness surrounding the project.
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Why are chatgpt models all retarded today?
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Neil Jagdish Patel retweeted
A five-minute @Vapi_AI call can produce hundreds of thousands of log events. Their support team starts with the call ID and gets that one conversation back, in order, in Axiom. axiom.co/customers/vapi
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Forcing customers to talk to a sales puppet to add additional security (sso, rbac, saml, audit/soc2/baa access) is extremely oracle/ibm/microsoft-coded.
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Neil Jagdish Patel retweeted
Monitors can now alert Cursor and Claude Code, so when something breaks, the problem goes straight to a coding agent. And connecting your agent to Axiom MCP now takes one paste. Here's what we shipped since our last roundup:
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Medium to large companies are going to sink back into BYOC/Metal deployments as these hacks keep happening. Connect via tailscale-type private networking, minimal ports exposed to the web. Seeing it with Axiom Private, demand increasing outside of just regulatory requirements.
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instructing @PuckOfAmp to be a low-level mumbai gangster that wants to rise to the top has been a lovely addition to my life
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Love the interactive parser demo on the new blog about MPL - our metrics query language axiom.co/blog/the-parsers-of…
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Tissue boxes near my mum's vicinity are always trick boxes - you think you're getting a complete tissue but she's halved or third'd them in some way. "You don't need a full tissue it's wasteful". Love her.
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"Cloudflare does not have itemized pricing at a line-item level for enterprise agreements. Our pricing model is based on a holistic view of the contract" @eastdakota when does this get solved @cloudflare?
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Please don’t tell the labs but we coded something by hand..
We rewrote MPL’s parser by hand: a lexer for strings nested inside strings, a lossless syntax tree on rowan, then the AST. Heinz explains why, and the post ends with the real parser for you to try yourself. axi.sh/Kxwo2nn
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Colour choice is on point
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This is what Axiom has done for event data since day one. We specifically designed the architecture for it. A few gigabytes to multiple petabytes. All multi-tenant, scales progressively, perfect for vibe scale to enterprise scale to frontier lab scale.
Can a single database architecture satisfy both vibe-coded and large scale enterprise apps? The same approach makes small database ultra cheap to run and branch can also make a large one faster and easier to operate. We call this architecture Lakebase.
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