nina lalli

I enjoyed fighting with my parents' friends tonight. Thankful.

Right after rape and murder is snot rockets.

My bodega will sell band-aid loosies.

I got on the M train whatever that is, and a Jesus guy screamed in my ear and now I'm deaf. Also super hungry.

Guys tattoos are PERMANENT

I'm waiting for my checkup to start so I can explain that sitting in a room waiting gives me an anxiety attack. #obamacare

Just double-checked and I DID delete that last exclamation point.

A woman in a wig driving a car with eyelashes, perf.

Sorry--can you tell me your name ten more times?

I owe so many bodegas between 15 and 45 cents.

An exhibit of portraits of people taking selfies.

You could truly spell "exercise" any way and it would look right to me.

Most frequent compliment: You look so comfy!

My hair looked good yesterday.

SO GOOD nyr.kr/1scjRZV”

Def dreamt I was hugging my teddy bear/no longer living dog but it was actually a girl in a bear suit I'm fine.

Nothing gets me going in the AM like heart palpitations!

Two complete strangers have looked me in the eye and said "It gets better" in the last five days?

"When people say 'don't go there,' you know what I tell them? I LIVE THERE." --Uncle Carl