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Florian Wirtz genuinely registered 0.19 xA from NINE key passes. Let that sink it for a second. He’s averaged 0.02xA per β€˜chance created’ today.
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This is fucking HIDEOUS 😭😭😭😭
Florian Wirtz: Every chance that wasn’t converted into an assist. He’s been turned into the biggest scapegoat but his quality has always been clear.
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Seen enough, City are winning the league
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Just went through Wirtz’s big game record at Leverkusen and yeah, I’m not surprised he’s struggling in the Prem Terrible footballer.
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People will look you dead in your eyes and say Salah isn’t the best player in Premier League history. Β£445 million British pounds was unable to paper over the cracks of Salah not providing his usual carryjob. Half a billion got PL Champions 5th without Salah being Salah lol
"Arguably the WORST transfer window in Premier League history" 🀯 @Carra23 speaks about Liverpool's Β£445m spend last season and how it may have set the club back a year or two πŸ“‰
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Would you believe me if I said this is his Sofascore rating minus two wrongfully disallowed goals? And the referee denying him a penalty won, which he would have scored? This is like when GMs make a new Chess dot com account and play on 400 ELO lol, get this man to the Serie A.
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Argentina robbing Egypt. Uploading this again because FIFA removed the video.
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IndefensΓ‘vel isso aqui. 18 toques na bola. 6 aΓ§Γ΅es defensivas. ~20 segundos. Mais de 100 metros do gol adversΓ‘rio. Claramente nΓ£o era a mesma aΓ§Γ£o imediata de ataque. GolaΓ§o cancelado e um crime contra o futebol.
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Kenny not being first is genuinely insane. Can you imagine being a player-manager and winning the lot? After being the team’s best player, in its peak era, for years before that? And winning it all then, too? Love Stevie G, but Kenny has been thieved man.
Liverpool's Greatest - No.2: Kenny Dalglish πŸ‘‘

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Mohamed Salah in his first World Cup KO match: β€’ 3/3 Dribbles β€’ 5 Key Passes β€’ 7/7 Duels Won β€’ 1 Big Chance Created β€’ 1 Penalty Shootout Goal β€’ Man of the Match Award β€’ First World Cup KO win in Egypt’s history The greatest African footballer of all time. πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡¬πŸ‘‘
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Salah has half of CR7’s World Cup G/A in almost 5x fewer games… And with EGYPT 😭
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KDB fans flooded this tweet. Six days later, Salah wins MOTM with 2 G/A, Gives Egypt their first WC win, And a 99% chance at playing knockout football. KDB is on the verge of being grouped with BELGIUM. A phenomenal player, he just isn’t Mo Salah 🫑
Salah just outperformed KDB in the same position for once, with KDB’s exact injury but worse, in a 10x more inferior team. At every phase of their careers, when you level the playing field between them, Salah pretty much always prevails individually. Phenomenal playa. πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡¬
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Salah just outperformed KDB in the same position for once, with KDB’s exact injury but worse, in a 10x more inferior team. At every phase of their careers, when you level the playing field between them, Salah pretty much always prevails individually. Phenomenal playa. πŸ‡ͺπŸ‡¬
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# of games blanked in that Liverpool dropped points: Suarez: 6 24/25 Salah: 3 G/A vs direct title rivals: Suarez: 2x blanks vs Chelsea and City 24/25 Salah: 3 NPG/A vs City + NPG vs Arsenal (reverse fixture after title win) Their seasons aren’t even close lol.
31 goals and 13 assists. A goal contribution every 64 minutes. And that was without penalties and after missing the first 5 games of the season through suspension. Individually, it's the greatest PL season in history and I don't even think it's close.
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3/4 blanks, completely forgot his assist to Sterling in the Anfield City game. Don’t want to be spreading misinformation about Suarez’s season.
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Suarez vs Salah, G/A that mattered: To equalise or put ahead by 1: 13/14 Suarez: 13 G/A 24/25 Salah: 25 G/A (18 NPG/A) To put ahead by 2: 13/14 Suarez: 11 G/A 24/25 Salah: 13 G/A (10 NPG/A) To put ahead by 3 or more: 13/14 Suarez: 18 G/A (EIGHTEEN) 24/25 Salah: 8 G/A
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Suarez vs Salah, G/A that mattered: To equalise or put ahead by 1: 13/14 Suarez: 13 G/A 24/25 Salah: 25 G/A (18 NPG/A) To put ahead by 2: 13/14 Suarez: 11 G/A 24/25 Salah: 13 G/A (10 NPG/A) To put ahead by 3 or more: 13/14 Suarez: 18 G/A (EIGHTEEN) 24/25 Salah: 8 G/A
# of games blanked in that Liverpool dropped points: Suarez: 6 24/25 Salah: 3 G/A vs direct title rivals: Suarez: 2x blanks vs Chelsea and City 24/25 Salah: 3 NPG/A vs City + NPG vs Arsenal (reverse fixture after title win) Their seasons aren’t even close lol.
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Funny how Suarez’s season magically gains two extra assists every 6 months lol
31 goals and 13 assists. A goal contribution every 64 minutes. And that was without penalties and after missing the first 5 games of the season through suspension. Individually, it's the greatest PL season in history and I don't even think it's close.
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One week ago today πŸ’” The Premier League GOAT
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