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If you come across this post this hour, all your struggles will be turn around into success. 🙏
My d!ck keeps getting hard when I drink and smoke some herbs. My testosterone are always on alert. omo!!!
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The Ballon d’Or debate is always interesting because people use different standards.
Some judge goals. Some judge trophies. Others judge who was the best player across the entire season.
But we need to be consistent. You cannot use team trophies to defend your favourite player, then ignore them when another player wins.
Judge the season, the performances and the impact. Not just the name on the shirt.
Who genuinely deserves the 2026 Ballon d’Or?
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The human body is absolute proof that God is the greatest scientist to ever exist. The complexity and detail? Unmatched. 🧠
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With this clip, I hope I've been able to CONVINCE you and not CONFUSE you that he was right when he said he had HND before OND 😩 Is this how he will be expressing himself at the National Assembly? Please let us set politics aside and choose competence. Baba said "Genesis író Matthew ni" 🤦🏽♂️ Osun Central deserves better than this. I'm only tagging a few of us because of your activeness in Osun politics, irrespective of party affiliation. @DukeOfOsun @SodiqTade @Acedolapo @WaliuTaofik @LABANSON9 @TheAkandePeter I want this video to get to Elijah that blocked me because of Aseje 😩
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courtios is one of those goal keepers who can frustrate barca for 90mins. being ruled out from tonight’s game is a huge blow for real madrid.
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Hey @grok what’s the name of this GIF ?
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My boss accidentally shared his screen during a Zoom meeting, exposing an Excel sheet titled "Q4 Termination Logistics." My name was at the very top of the list, highlighted in red and marked for a "performance-based" layoff effective this coming Friday.
I sat frozen, staring at my webcam, trying to keep my face completely blank while he continued reviewing the budget numbers as if nothing was wrong.
Boss: “Alright team, we need to ensure maximum efficiency over the next forty-eight hours. No mistakes.”
Me: “Understood. The cloud migration is on track for Thursday morning.”
Boss: “Excellent. We're counting on you.”
I’ve been working eighty-hour weeks for nine months, destroying my mental health to hit this deployment deadline.

























