noah parillo

Libertarians have the coolest names I swear

Why is it always so awkward to make eye contact with the people you bowl with right after you bowl

Yo did we all to the same wiggles concert at the palace as a kid?

If I have nothing left in this world I will still have my silky smooth jumper

Set up that presidential long drive contest RIGHT NOW

I just wanna sit on my porch and drink beer

Gonna be hard to recruit this fall with my hard stance on no NIL for college athletes

I swear to god I blocked team Snapchat

Guys will start a fire and say “hell yea”

Was always a childhood dream of mine to get onto cash cab

Pizza delivery guys in the 90’s had elite navigational skills

I ain’t ever listened to a podcast ad

I probably have a top 1% reading level if you take into consideration every human to ever exist

My college town chipolte has no aura, at least give me some elevator music to listen to

Can’t wait for jokic to be in like year 14 where he’s 10x slower but still putting the same stats up he does now

If you spend your time unadding people on Snapchat that you kind of know but don’t really know you need to get a job or something

Bring out ice spice

RIP a legend mannn