I exist, but not everyone knows me.

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Joined June 2026
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If her nipples taste salty, just know her bra needs to be washed 😭
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I don’t mind playing dumb until I crack. I can see the red flags and all the signs, but as long as I haven’t cracked, I’ll keep acting like I know nothing 😎
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Imagine trusting a woman you stole from another man. 😭 That’s like buying stolen goods and expecting a warranty.
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President dey use solar, citizens dey pray make government fix light. 🤣
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Nigeria’s problem goes beyond who becomes president. Even if Peter Obi wins, how do we escape the same old recycled politicians? Nigeria don spoil. E no fit better again. No be swear! 💔
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Niggas will buy a pack of 3 condoms, use one, then go raw for the rest of the night like the other two were just for decoration. 😭
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Women will say they support other women, but let one woman walk into a room looking better than them and watch the atmosphere change.
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If he doesn’t talk about getting you pregnant, he doesn’t really like you. If he loves you, he will want to put a baby in you.
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A coworker remembering that you mentioned you were struggling and quietly helping you out later? That kind of kindness sticks with you.
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Some coworkers have no sense of urgency until the last 10 minutes of the shift. Then suddenly everyone moves like we’re in an action movie.
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remember you prayed for the life you're building right now. don't give up.
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Nothing is stopping me from winning
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A relationship thrives when both people make an effort. Love, respect, intimacy, and care go a long way when they’re mutual
Men are not complicated. Give them s*x, respect, and a home cooked meal and they’ll go all out for you. The problem is too many women don’t want to put in that effort.
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A new day is here. A new blessing it is. A special grace from our creator! Arise and shine! Good morning beautiful minds ❤️ It's Day 27 of my 31 Days Breast Cancer Campaign. Are you still with me?
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You're not a baddie, you're just a little girl doing nonsense
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Been restricted from commenting, but I will just repost and like for now. Pls endure with me🙏
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I WILL WIN.
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“What’s your favorite food” Me: Ayodeji Ibrahim Balogun AKA the biggest bird Wizkid!!!
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