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@nobelsucks

gnawing at the bars of my enclosure | break god's bones and suck out the marrow

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the tech bro trade from chengdu waiting to be deployed to openai hq:
Sumit Behal (@sumitkbehal) profile pictureSumit Behal
@sumitkbehalNov 9
Sam Altman is the only tech CEO who is 100% safe from Chinese female spies as he isn’t into women I’m bullish on OpenAI
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@RobertRamspcxiNov 8
A map of the most-Googled “Why Do” question in each state.
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The cure to male loneliness is feeling each others bodies
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chongqing, china
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more pics from this trip here: photos.app.goo.gl/1FuXtF7viT…
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blue wave got me signing change.org petitions like it's 2008
Change starts here

Change starts here

Join over 500,000,000 people creating real change in their communities.

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Mark Ruffalo (@MarkRuffalo) profile pictureMark Ruffalo
@MarkRuffaloNov 5
Sign this petition if you want a new speaker of the house. change.org/p/house-democrats…
Sign the Petition

Sign the Petition

House Democrats: CHOOSE A NEW SPEAKER

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mississippi and alaska edging us all day but that's fine. not my first time in this situation
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does anyone know when our new pronouns are due today??? idk if i'm gonna have time after getting 100 abortions and picking up 1000 illegal immigrants at the border...
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a@hekiisznNov 4
Best day on the TL
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we are going to have pronouns you xeople won’t believe
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At a cocktail festival and every other booth has a sichuan peppercorn/lao gan ma/spicy hotpot bloody mary
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Every one of these booths are actively pushing me to sample their cocktails for free and this last one just randomly gave me a buy one get one free and I haven't had dinner yet
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I JUST GOT IN AN UBER WITH AN INVOLUNTARY MASSAGE ATTACHMENT IN THE PASSENGER SEAT
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hmmm
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They just asked me "are you sure you can handle spicy food" so I'm about to get annihilated.
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Second gay club in china has the bartenders doing choreographed grinding on each other meanwhile I'm still waiting for my drink :(
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Okay bro, here's the plan. You and me are both gonna get HOT fujoshi girlfriends at this convention. The first problem: How do we even get them to notice us? Now hear me out bro. Hear me out. Please
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