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Ronaldo when he scores his 1,000th goal thinking he’s the all-time top scorer, only to realise he still needs 280 MORE to break the record.
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🚨| Messi’s 2026 at the age of 39 has already surpassed Ronaldo’s 2008 where he won the Ballon d’Or and now was voted as the best year of all time. 😳🐐
🇵🇹 Ronaldo – 47 G/A
🇦🇷 Messi – 60 G/A
This is not normal… ☠️
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But is that what you really wanted @Cristiano 😂😂😂
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🚨 Tévez, que jugó con Messi y Cristiano, señala quién es mejor y por qué
El argumento es contundente... ¿pero irrefutable?
Fuente: Rio Meets
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🚨💣Cristiano Ronaldo’s Boat Award Faces Questions Over It’s Voting System!
The voting process for Ronaldo’s “Best of All Time” award has sparked debate after reports revealed that fans could cast multiple votes by paying €1 per vote.
Here’s how the voting reportedly worked:
🔸 44 people cast between 10 and 26 votes each.
🔸 300 people voted between 5 and 9 times.
🔸 4,665 people submitted between 2 and 4 votes.
With supporters able to pay to vote, questions have emerged about how the system determines the final result. 🤔
🗞️ Source: @MARCA
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¡ASÍ FUE COMO GANÓ! 🤯💰🇵🇹
Se revelaron los MAYORES VOTANTES en la elección del mejor Balón de Oro de todos los tiempos, y los dos nombres que más impulsaron a Cristiano Ronaldo fueron Piers Morgan, uno de sus grandes amigos, y Elma Aveiro, su propia hermana. 👀
Entre ambos habrían reunido MÁS DE 600.000 VOTOS para CR7, en una votación en la que cada voto costaba 1 EURO y se podía votar tantas veces como se quisiera.
¡UNA LOCURA! 🫣
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Imagine dismissing the real Ballon d’Or as “fictional”... then celebrating a paid, small-sample fan poll win like this on Instagram 😂.
Ronaldo moves like his fanbase does 😭.
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🚨 Jamie Carragher on Cristiano Ronaldo Winning the BOAT Vote:
🗣️ Honestly, I have to ask a simple question: why does this award even exist?
Cristiano Ronaldo has won it, his supporters are celebrating, and suddenly we're supposed to treat this as another victory over Lionel Messi. But what exactly has he won? This is a fan vote, not another official Ballon d'Or.
And when you look at the voting system, you have to question what the results actually tell us. People pay €1 per vote, and they can vote more than once. So are we measuring the greatest individual season in football history, or measuring how many paid votes a player's supporters are willing to submit?
Let's talk about Messi for a moment. Eight Ballon d'Ors. Ronaldo has five. Those are the actual awards they won through the established Ballon d'Or process. You can debate their performances, their careers and their greatest seasons, but you cannot simply use a paid online poll to rewrite football history.
Ronaldo's 2008 season was outstanding. Nobody needs to pretend otherwise. But why must every conversation about Messi and Ronaldo turn into another competition to prove that one is better than the other?
And what is the point of creating a new title if the result can be heavily influenced by repeat voting? If the organisers want to celebrate historic Ballon d'Or-winning seasons, fine. But don't confuse a fan poll with a definitive verdict on football greatness.
If this is supposed to determine the greatest Ballon d'Or-winning season of all time, then the voting system itself deserves scrutiny.
Personally, I'd rather see football judged by what players achieved on the pitch than by who can generate the biggest voting campaign online.
At some point, we have to ask ourselves: are we celebrating football history, or are we just giving Ronaldo and Messi's fanbases another reason to fight?”
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“Oh my God, Messi. It’s not even close....”
“Ronaldo’s unbelievable. He’s an unbelievable goal scorer. Messi scores goals, he gets assists, he embarrasses people. You still haven’t seen them both playing now? It’s not great for your GOAT....”
BWP didn’t even hesitate when Ocho asked who’s the greatest of all time between Messi and Ronaldo.He said:
“Oh my God, Messi. It’s not even close.”When they pressed him on why, he broke it down simply:
“Forget stats. At football first touch, taking players on, creating for teammates, everything the game needs. Everything you do in the game that makes you great, Messi’s better than Ronaldo. If you bring both of these players to the park, you don’t know who they are, you ain’t got a clue. You just bring them both, give them a ball. I promise you, you walk away from the park saying the little guy there is way better than that tall guy there.”He kept going:
“Ronaldo’s unbelievable. He’s an unbelievable goal scorer. Messi scores goals, he gets assists, he embarrasses people. You still haven’t seen them both playing now? It’s not great for your GOAT.”When the conversation turned to why so many people still lean toward Ronaldo off the pitch the haircut, the ankle tape, the long-sleeve jersey, the whole look BWP explained it straight:
“You can see yourself working to be like Ronaldo. Messi is an alien. Forget trying to be like him. It’s not going to happen, just admire him. You can be Ronaldo. Messi is God-given talent. It’s like somebody touched him and you’re just special.”
Even with Ocho bringing up Mourinho preferring Ronaldo which I heavily disagree with, Mourinho is known to constantly glaze Messi all the time. He doesn't even talk about Ronaldo half as much as he talks about Messi and that's across mutiple interviews, across mutiple clubs. He still says it everytime that there's no one like Messi. BWP stayed firm. The difference, according to him, isn’t about who has more goals or who looks more marketable. It’s about who you can actually see playing football and immediately know is on another level. The little guy who makes everything look effortless, who creates, who scores, who makes people around him better and who still looks like the best version of the sport when you just put a ball at his feet.
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⁉️ميسي أم كرستيانو ؟
🗣️🇦🇷 كارلوس تيفيز :
" بالنسبة لي ميسي. لأن ميسي يفعل ذلك بالفطرة، فهو أمر طبيعي بالنسبة له.
كنا نرى كريستيانو رونالدو يتدرب باستمرار ، سواءًا على كل حركة صغيرة بالكرة وكل مراوغة يقوم بها،
بينما لم أرى ميسي يتدرب على هذه الأمور إطلاقًا ".
⁉️ ريو فيرديناند :
" ما الفرق الأكبر الذي تلاحظه بين اللاعبين؟ برأيك، ما الفرق الأساسي بينهما؟
🗣️🇦🇷 كارلوس تيفيز :
" إذا تحدثنا عن الجانب البدني، فأعتقد أن ميسي ورونالدو متقاربان من حيث القوة البدنية.
لكنني أعتقد أن رونالدو يتفوق على ميسي في الكرات الرأسية، فقد سجل أهداف أكثر بكثير بالرأس.
أما من ناحية جودة التسديد، ميسي تطور كثيرًا، وكذلك كريستيانو. والرغبة الكبيرة التي يمتلكها كلاهما في أن يكون الأفضل، أعتقد أن المنافسة التي كانت بينهما جعلت كل واحد منهما يتطور ويرتقي بمستواه بفضل الآخر، وقد حافظ كلاهما على مكانته بين الأفضل دائمًا ".
