noelle mchugh retweeted
Because we are all invited by the media environment to be pundits rather than participants in the democratic process, here are my 10 predictions for the election.
1) There will be an election.
(This is my boldest prediction.)
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noelle mchugh retweeted
as of today at 5:30pm est. i will be relieving Mr. Musk of all duties and taking position as ceo of Twitter HQ. only users who agree that i am cute, fun, and petite will be allowed to keep their accounts. effective immediately.
First time pulling an all-nighter in a while. I think I did a good job, but we'll see how I'm functioning tomorrow.
This is very different from being 23. Or 33.
We should really be asking about how to create the future we want. And then adjusting our expectations to what reality can provide.
I sincerely hope that @DeutscheBank is able to turn over Trump documents before they collapse into the sea of their own making.
The best thing about Twitter is accidentally misspelling something in the search bar and falling down an entirely different rabbit hole than you were originally looking to drop into.
Cool. This is totally normal and not absolutely horrifying. Who TF is voting for these complete meatuses?
At least two more underage rape victims and two pregnant cancer patients were denied abortions in Ohio--and the cancer patients had to delay their life-saving treatments because they were pregnant. The latest horrifying post-Roe story by @kylietcheung jezebel.com/at-least-2-more-…





