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CURATOR, TASTEMAKER OF SUSTAINABLE LUXURY SPACES.The outdoors are as important as the indoors if not more.Heels:if it’s not killing your feet it’s the wrong one

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Joined July 2020
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Kwankwaso has a billion and one flaws, but one thing you have to give to him is like the average bahaushe dad he's a disciplinarian, its very evident you cant even debate it
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"....in silence, in loudness, in favour...."
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Also set systems in place to maintain the spaces them selves with limited human interaction
We cannot keep designing buildings that ignore our climate and then depend entirely on expensive mechanical systems to make them comfortable. Passive environmental strategies should be considered before adding technological solutions. Design sustainably🌿
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Pack the rotten ones, use them to make compost...Systems!!!
Watermelon market in Kano State. I am just calculating how many will get rotten here in the market and at the same time, people cannot afford it in urban areas. Poor road network and high transportation costs will always create problems for us in Agriculture. Our rural farmers have mastered primary production but DISTRIBUTION is the not effective and swift yet in Nigeria. Because I work with rural farmers, I see food wastage as normal🙈🙈🙈 Many times, those farmers are not even bothered, they already know some of their goods MUST waste. We need good roads in Nigeria. #BillionaireFarmer
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You too dey argue. You be dr????
There's no way in hell a scan will show that someone "had an abortion" when you literally shed your womb lining every damn month. Anyway, nice storytelling
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My kid sisters laugh at everything. One time someone met 3 of them somewhere and started discussing some serious matter, he mistook one of them for our mom, other 2 started laughing. Lets just say what followed later was not funny to them 🤣🤣 Their mom punished them befittingly
Ina gudun wata rana dariya a serious situation yajamun matsala😭😭🤣🤣
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Ahhhhhhhhhh I want to be like you but I can't
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By doing what? Learning to sew???
Replying to @noircoco_
Exactly. Sai gowns. That’s why I’ve taken things into my own hands abeg 🌝🌝🌝🌝
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Replying to @noircoco_
Go and get color matched, Mamana. Me yayi zafi zaki dena mun magana ? 😭😭
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Tailors cant make skirts these days. Im pissed!!!
We need more bespoke tailors. They should leave the RTW and go into bespoke tailoring.
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I remember one kids response when her aunt gave her the abandoning friends sermon when she was getting married She went, in ya tashi kashe ni da duka kafin mijin ki ya barki ki fito sun zo sun rama mun dukan 🤣🤣🤣 It was a serious family matter that era
For all the Gen Z slander, I have a feeling that, in the end, Gen Z will be the generation that teaches everyone a valuable lesson about cohabiting with the opposite gender.
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Some people can have a big fat loaf & be jealous if your own little crumbs. Heck, they can own an entire bakery & in their sick minds will envy your crumbs!!
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🙄🙄🙄 if your next tweet is not go and get color matched dont talk to me again
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The first person da zan kai kotu ya shiga uku. Ill be serving you every 2-3 business days
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Problem is who go do am for me????
This Maraji's meal prep video is everything. Learn how to make collagen bone broth, dates syrup and more
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Wetin do iro & buba. 2k pere
Bridal dress collaboration without pay?????? If you don’t have money for your wedding dresses, leave it nau😭😭😭😡😡😡
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Very unfortunate
Replying to @noircoco_
Absolutely. Especially when you consider his age, he’s got many more years ahead of him in the ecosystem.
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Its very unfortunate the way he talks anyhow. By virtue of the office you hold, yakamata ace ka iya dabarar magana or rather ka koya
Wallahi, I am a good judge of character. My first encounter with the guy back in 2018 na san cewa bakauye ne cikakke, amma bakauyen mai tunanin ya waye. Shi ya sa sam ba na mamakin irin sokwancin da ya ke zubawa. But, komai lokaci ne. Za ta wuce.
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Bromeliads like GenZ are the life of the party but you go hearam for your pocket!!!
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