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Late Bloomer | Scholar | Just trying to be better:📚 💻 👩🏽‍🎓 🏃🏾‍♀️| I believe in naps more than I believe in myself | What a great year 2026 has been 🥳

Cape Town, South Africa
Joined July 2024
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“I’m a mystery to myself, for I want to do what is right, but end up doing what my moral instincts condemn. For I know that nothing good lives within the flesh of my fallen humanity. The longings to do what is right are within me, but willpower is not enough to accomplish it.
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🕯️🕯️ukutshata nenkedama
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My salary was too little. It still is 😬
Replying to @b0yaviator
33. What is the lamest reason someone broke up with you?
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Nomhamha retweeted
Turn your head to the left, turn your head to the right . Now do that every single time someone offers you food🙏🏾
how to get rid of facial fat? especially cheek fat???
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My 3 closest friends (from varsity) are visiting me the weekend of the Garmin Race. I bullied all of them to register 😂. Omnye ubone nge sms notification that she has a 5km race in Cape Town. Wonke umntu ugoduka ne medal. Their running vests are on the way, asidlali apha.
October photo dump
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@akanyangm uyabona ndiyi good friend?😂
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@Asa_Jikwana see how much of a bully I am😂😂
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October photo dump
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Do they have health harms?
neither have health benefits , but you go do you Muslim Jew
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Imagine saying “ndizakubona after Soweto marathon” iske ingomi I washing yakho😭😭😭
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Christians who have freedom to pray anywhere anyhow complain about airports having prayer rooms for other religions. But their bedrooms don’t even know that they’re Christian
Everyone is so Christian, until abstinence enters the chat. Hm.
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Let me enjoy my Halaal snack before cooking my Kosher supper
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The irony of people that preach at hospitals, schools, buses, knocking on your door, markets, streets, malls saying that other people are imposing their religion 😭✋🏾it’s like they can’t hear themselves.
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And if I’m Jewish what insults are you going with?
Replying to @nomhamha_
Your real problem is you find nothing wrong with gaslighting us. You almost see it as the right of the conquistador. Wow... As you were because I am a Christian soldier and I don't take instruction from a Philistine. It's not Haram... Too much pork in it.
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Do you even have a Bible? If by some slim chance you do, read James 3:8-10
Replying to @nomhamha_
Well... Really that's a matter between us and our God. Where do you enter? I didn't call out to Allah or Bra M. Don't be mad here. Stay in your fucken lane #SIYFL You win the get in your lane prize 2026. A big fat fck you and the horse you rode on awaits you at the end. Plick!
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Most of you get drunk on religious holidays and have absolutely no respect for your own religion. And Christmas has very little to do with Jesus but more with your extravagant, gluttonous selves.
Replying to @thee_aura
You confuse religious tolerance with a free for all. When was the last time Ramadan was a public holiday? Never? I wonder why..
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SA is a secular country. Having the majority of the population Christian doesn’t make us a Christian country, retaining Christian holidays doesn’t make us a Christian nation. Our judiciary & governance operate separately from religious institutions and we have freedom of religion
Replying to @humzwrld @thee_aura
Yes, South Africa is a Christian country. Our constitution was shaped by Christian values and history, even our national anthem. A country where 80%+ of the people are Christian is a Christian nation.
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So he’d need to move 4 kids out of a private school and relocate his family to a township so that he can afford buying the one child… Christmas clothes?
When you’re an active participant in a father diverting money & attention that once supported his family, towards you - kids pulled out of private school, lifestyles downgraded, absence at milestone events, kids watching mom suffer…where’s the consideration for children then?
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Oh S’makade😭😭. The twins were galavanting freely all afternoon, and I hurriedly went to the mall. Ndim lowo walking around with folded arms 😭😭😭😭😭
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“He’s a married man responsible for FIVE children”
Nakuya😁
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Gram positive
First thought when you see this kitchen?
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