drake wants another sicko mode so bad lmao he throws in a beat switch in every song like his life depends on it
How do people eat only egg whites? That's like peeling an orange to throw away the fruit and eat the peel instead. I'd literally rather never eat eggs again than give up the sweet golden treasure that is the yolk
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Leo, come over here, I want to show you something… @LeoDiCaprio
valorant players always saying some shit like "he's in shower he's in shower"... mf you NEED a shower get your nasty ass in there
"They try to keep up but they can never hang
They say they with us but they ain't really gay" or whatever trippie redd said
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"The Taliban is not the North Vietnamese army. There's gonna be no circumstance where you see people being lifted off the roof of a embassy of the United States from Afghanistan." —@JoeBiden, July 2021
PHOTO 1: US diplomat evacuate US from embassy via helicopter as the #Taliban enter #Kabul from all sides. #Afghanistan (2021)
PHOTO 2: US diplomat evacuate US from embassy via helicopter as the PAVN & Viet Cong capture of Saigon, Vietnam (1975)
At this point I'm not sure if I want these switches to type on or if I just really really want to eat them
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Gordon ramsay: excuse me darling. what's going on back there
Waitress: the uhh chef is Bigfoot
Gordon: the chef is Bigfoot?
Waitress: correct, the chef is Bigfoot
Gordon: fuck me. Ok darling thank you
(Waitress leaves)
Gordon: the chef's fucking Bigfoot. Wow. Ok. Fuck me. Wow
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IDF Soldier Recounts Harrowing, Heroic War Story Of Killing 8-Month-Old Child bit.ly/2R8Vbcj
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President Biden formally recognized that the killings and deportations of hundreds of thousands of Armenians by Ottoman Empire forces in the early 20th century were “genocide.” Other presidents avoided using the term over concerns of alienating Turkey. apne.ws/8L1WzeH
i don't 'procrastinate', i simply follow the highly efficient and well regarded system of just-in-time management for doing my work
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Former Minneapolis Officer Derek Chauvin convicted of murder and manslaughter charges in the death of George Floyd.
Floyd’s death stirred worldwide protests against racism after video showed Chauvin pinning Floyd to the ground with his knee on his neck.
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