Nic Dobija-Nootens 🥤

Wrote about Olympic skateboarding bussin me over the head for @TheAtlantic theatlantic.com/culture/arch…

Going to work drunk = switch Getting up super early for work = nollie Running super late to work = fakie Getting your boss a bday gift = mongo

Fun Fact: It's actually pronounced 'leaf pooping'

any unofficial "UNC" premieres happening in NYC next week?

"LA's hottest clique is Last Resort, and it's got everything: Frogs, eyes without a face, Oompa Loompa shoes, nü wave Indiana Jones, screech metal, lumpy sidewalks, and a Peter Pan guy known only as 'Mango.'"

LL Bean actually stands for Ladies Love Bean

POV: bro starts doing the hokey pokey and you turn yourself around

Thrasher premiere of Tony Hawk's colonoscopy going to be lit

AVE's mom lives in Chicago. Will this increase the chances of seeing AVE skate the post office ledges?

How come no one told me Marc Andreessen the real life Conehead?

The skater to mailman/UPS guy pipeline is quietly outpacing the skater to real estate agent pipeline

Madars Apse likely has statues of himself in Latvia and the phone number of the Latvian king. He's like the Latvian Elvis.

WWJD? Well he'd take the $3,000 net capital loss deduction, that's for sure

Clavicular makes Steve-O look like a pretty great role model At least Steve-O had skills (backflips, firebreathing, stapling genitals, dodging sharks). And inflicting bone deformities wasn't on the list!

Law & Order writing staff used to have a skateboarder on it?? 🤔

If you skate and have a significant other/partner/spouse/boo, does that person have a hobby they are similarly passionate about? What is their hobby? My wife does weightlifting and it's starting to be a bigger part of her life, which is cool to see someone finding their passion

As far as I can tell, "ramp gramp" is a new nickname for Tony Hawk. If anyone has info otherwise plz lmk, otherwise I'm taking credit for inventing this one. thrashermagazine.com/article…

Slavoj Zizek will actually be interviewing Antwuan Dixon at Slow Impact. They wanted to keep this a suprise but I had to spoil it.

Zohran getting a customized Mayoral Carhartt waxed cotton jacket is cool, but an oversized tophat and a Scrooge-style wool cape would be truly lit.

I need a Sinner jersey more than anything in my life

Artificial Intelligence cannot comprehend Pat "Sinner" Pasquale, let alone come up with the idea for Pat "Sinner" Pasquale. That's how I know we're gonna be OK for a while.