okay i dont really know what to post on here lol, Hi everyone ! 👋

teaching my mum how to do the renegade so she can get clout

if ur young and Turnt u have diplomatic immunity from the laws its in the #constitution

guy whos into ageplay but he just pretends to be like 2 years older so it would be a kinda weird age gap but not fully problematic

matching with people on dating apps knowing full well im an unemployed alcoholic living with my mother at 25 years old with no hobbies other than twitter and 3 irl friends in my city

applied for like 25 jobs so I think i deserve to start drinking at 3pm. its the law of equivalent exchange or something

ill tweet no matter how many followers I have but it is very demotivating knowing any account I make will last a few months at best because of one dumb joke I made , I would be on like 2k followers by now if the appeal system worked at all

the liquor store should have a loyalty card where u get 1 free bottle for every 6 you buy

ur either a pig or a pimp on this beautiful b*tch of an earth 🌍

[me n my bird slidin in rhe scatpeck] oh, shit ! baby thats the feds behind us ! fuck, wheres the work? u got it ? put it in yo cloaca ! naw, im not fuckin jokin bitxh, put that work up yo mf cloaca or we both gettin 10-25 , hoe

google maps where is anything? google please I need a map to something. google is it possible to be nowhere? google is there anywhere? google im so scared. google ..... google? google...........

I may not be literate but I sure as hell am lit

if I was in total drama island I would msg that leng goth girl "wys aha 🤣 but rah we shld do streaks ygm? u send 👀 x" and when she inevitably blocks my snap within 60 seconds i would string myself up on a lamppost with an extension cord

I'll block a bitch on PsyLog ‼️

making a track with my homie in rhe stu and they told me "wait look up eccentric flint" ?

tried to take a multivitamin and choked on it twice in a row so I just gave up. ill simply waste away, a malnourished husk

there is nothing even a single language on this earth that I am not fluent in.

The Statue Of Biberty:

method acting as my True Self